Lovely Mountains, Judit Guerra, and Those Rocks Aren’t Bad Either

Judit Guerra Has Huge... Tracks of Land

I have to be honest with you guys, because you know I can't be anything else around you. I wasn't sure whether I should make the Monty Python "huge tracks of land" or the "nice mountains" joke when talking about Judit Guerra's giant breasts. They make me kind of nervous because they are just so awesome. I really don't know what to do with myself.

I made the right choice - the mountain jokes makes more sense because Judit Guerra is naked on a rocky beach. There are mountains, so that's what I should go with. That makes the most sense. But then again, maybe the huge tracks of land joke would have been funnier because it's not what everyone expected. No, I made the right choice. Or did I? Damn, Judit Guerra and her awesome boobs - you make it hard to think. Everything is all messed up because Judit Guerra's breasts are right there in front of me. All I can think is, "My god, Judit Guerra has some spectacular breasts!" Everything else is just white noise.

Ugh, I don't know. I just don't know anymore, guys and gals. Look, I may have picked the wrong joke for this one, but Judit Guerra's boobs will make up for any mistake. Seriously, Judit Guerra's breasts are the highlight of my day, most likely week, probably month, and possibly year. They are pretty great.

photos by Victor Supertramp