Jessica Simpson Might Be Too Hot in This Dress

Don't Know How She Did It, but Damn Jessica Simpson Is Sexy

This is a moment where I feel honesty is the best policy. I have no earthly idea how Jessica Simpson got into this outfit, but damn it, I’m so unbelievably happy she found a way to get her beautiful body into this super tight and super see-through dress. Great Caesar’s Ghost, Jessica Simpson is almost too hot in this outfit.  

I know there have been many moments when, upon seeing Jessica Simpson’s cleavage, we have felt a shortness of breath, a little dizziness, or the need to lie down for a moments until the room stopped spinning, but holy moly, her cleavage in this outfit is unlike anything I think man has ever seen. Seeing Jessica Simpson in this see-through, cleavage-showing, thong-displaying dress is as hot as seeing Jessica Simpson in cut-off shorts. I know that is a bold statement to make because Jessica Simpson always, always looks the hottest when in cut-off short shorts, but you can’t deny how crazy hot she looks in these pictures.  

We will probably never know how Jessica Simpson managed to get into this dress, but however she did it, I am so glad someone was there to snap a couple of pictures. I don’t want to think about my life without the prospect of seeing Jessica Simpson in this dress.  

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