McKayla Maroney’s Bikini Is Great, but What Face Is She Making?

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini Always Makes Me Smile

I’ve never been the type of guy who went around telling other people to smile more. I have always felt that people should have whatever kind of expression they wanted on their face during whatever situation they were in. But I have to say: McKayla Maroney, what were you feeling while taking this awesome bikini pic?  

Obviously McKayla Maroney was looking in a mirror when she decided to grab her phone and snap a fantastic picture of herself in this two-piece; surely she caught a glimpse of herself. I know I was smiling from ear to ear when I laid eyes on McKayla Maroney’s incredible bikini body. And yet, I’m not sure what to make of her facial expression. Sleepy? Hungry? Slightly confused? Mid-sneeze? What are you trying to express, McKayla Maroney!? Huh, what are you trying to say to us!? Damn it, I’m getting all flustered. Let me take a minute and stare at McKayla Maroney’s cleavage to calm myself down . . . OK, all better. Wait, you know what? I should totally look at McKayla Maroney’s cleavage again just to make sure all the anger has passed . . . yep, it’s all gone. Looking at McKayla Maroney’s bikini cleavage makes all my cares seem to melt away.  

Via McKayla Maroney on Instagram