If Alyssa Arce Is Nude At Your Pool Party, She Gets The Inflatable Swan

Why Can't Instagram Make An Exception For A Nude Alyssa Arce?

If you’ve ever been to a pool party, there is always one inflatable swan and everyone tries to get it so they can just float about the pool like a big shot. Of course, it’s always a battle to keep the inflatable, but the key to making sure that floating swan is yours is make sure you are a nude Alyssa Arce.  

Of course that is one tall order. Not all of us can be a nude Alyssa Arce floating in a pool – in fact, only Alyssa Arce can be Alyssa Arce nude floating on a swan in a pool. Though one might want to consider carrying this photo in some kind of waterproof holder to fend off would be attackers. In fact, it might be an even better idea to carry multiple copies of this photo and toss them in the water whenever someone is trying to push you off the swan. Now, in the unlikely event that you are at a pool party with Alyssa Arce and she is naked, then the swan (and any other floatation device) is automatically hers. I think that is a rule we would all be comfortable with. Though if any of us were ever at a pool part with Alyssa Arce, we would be happy with anything and everything.  

And of course, the only thing that could possibly make this picture of a nude Alyssa Arce on a floating inflatable swan would be if Instagram didn’t have it’s stupid, stupid, stupid rules about nudity. Come on Instagram, it’s Alyssa Arce naked on a inflatable swan, surely you can make an exception for that!  

Via Alyssa Arce on Instagram

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