Pouring Water On Lindsey Pelas’s Breasts Is Why Water Was Invented

 

A video posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on Apr 13, 2016 at 8:50pm PDT

How Can Anyway Call This a Waste of Water?

I know there are certain parts of the world where clean water is hard to come by. California is on like it’s fifth year drought. Good, clean water is something we need to conserve for future generations. But when we get the chance to witness Lindsey Pelas pouring bottled water over her boobs in a white bathing suit, damn it, we take it. 

We have no idea if the water Lindsey Pelas is pouring on her large chests is, in fact bottled water—it could be water from a sink or a hose or some other random place, so those who think this is a waste of water should just cool their jets. I have a strong feeling that only the best water can touch Lindsey Pelas’s breasts, but still I find this action not to be a waste of water. Yes, I think everyone in the world should have access to clean and safe water, but that doesn’t mean if we take one bottle out of the pack and let Lindsey Pelas pour it over her boobs that it is going make that much of a difference. In fact, I think we should put empty bottles under her boobs and try to collect the water after it runs down her chest and re-sell it. Come on, you know you would totally by a bottle of Lindsey Pelas Boob Fresh Water. Hell, I’d put in a one of those office coolers in my home just so I could get the gallon jugs delivered.  

If you can’t see that pouring water on Lindsey Pelas’s giant breasts is probably what water was created for, then I don’t think there is anything I can do to convince you otherwise. But I dare you to turn on your faucet and not think of that water cascading down the chest of Lindsey Pelas.

Via Lindsey Pelas on Instagram