Want To Get Paid to Look at Danish Porn All Day?

Do All the Years of Looking at Porn for Free Count as Experience?

Well, my friends, I am a little sad because I have to announce that I will be leaving all you soon. For you see, when your dream job comes calling, you don’t wait to answer the phone. No, you sell everything, pack up your bags, and fly to Aarhus, Denmark to get a job as a PJ or Porn Jay at The Hornsleth Bar.  

True, I don’t have the job yet, but I know that they are totally going to hire to me watch porn for 20 hours a week. I mean, I used to do that before anyone ever paid me. Seriously, this is an actual job and The Hornsleth Bar is seriously looking for someone to do this. According to one of the co-founders of the bar, Kristian von Hornsleth, a ton of people have already applied (file under “No Shit”).  

"Thousands have already responded on Facebook and email. Of course, there are a lot of strange people who have applied for the job. But we have gotten some serious responses as well, and we will start interviewing them shortly. We will find out who is serious and it will be a very interesting process to find the right man or woman for the job,' continued Kristian. 'It's part of an art installation in our toilets. I've put up images of famous porn stars in the toilets and with visual art, you also need some kind of audio piece to integrate everything."  

Yep, you read that right. All this porn will be spliced together for the bathrooms.  

‘We want to have at least 50-60 hours of audio from porn films. Basically sounds from the world of porn. I was once hiding in the women's bathroom at a nightclub and I could not believe how dirty they were talking. We are trying to mirror that image. But we don't want the sound to be the same woman screaming all the time or for the audio to be looped, that's why we need someone to watch as much porn as possible and edit the sound from the film. As a DJ, one must mix an entire evening's worth of audio files. There must be different sounds depending on the time and mood. The whole point of the bar is to make anything free, including sexuality.'  

So, get those resumes ready, but the competition is going to be pretty fierce. But to the victor goes the spoils, or should I say to victor goes the Danish porn?. You know, I really just want to go through the interview process to see what the questions are.

Via daily mail