Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Paradise Marketing’s Condom Cocktails

Safe Sex Is Way Better Than No Sex

Behold the wonder and glory of this tub of 40 Condom Cocktails by Paradise Marketing. These are sugar-free latex condoms that smell and taste like a variety of adult beverages, which is pretty cool.

Here's a Pina Colada condom shown on The Closet Collection's Christiane Soul Vibrator that I plan to review soon.

Personally, I hate the smell of most latex condoms so this fruity, boozy action makes the smell and taste of these way more fun than an average gag-inducing latex condom.

Let's face it: Giving head is something we all love to do and whether you are a man or woman, you need to be down with giving the best head you can give. Why not do it safely and wrap up that cock or cover that pussy before you get your head all involved in things? It would be totally easy to slice one of these up to make it into a dental dam.

I tried all of the flavors--appletini, pina colada and strawberry daiquiri—and my fave is the pina colada.

Paradise Marketing's Condom Cocktails retails for $18.95 and you can pick up your own tub of these by clicking right here!