Only in Florida: How Much Do I Owe You?

Next Time, Just Take The Ticket

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union. 

One of the most terrifying feelings anyone can experience is to be pulled over by a cop for speeding. You know you did something wrong, but you hope against hope that maybe you’ll get a warning or even find a way to not get a ticket. When Florida woman Margaret Garcia was pulled over to speeding, she did what she thought was the best way to get out a ticket – flash some cleavage and some cash.  

When the officer approached the car, Garcia pulled her top down and when the officer asked for her license and registration, she pulled out some twenties. It’s almost hard to believe that this was a real event, but every moment was captured on the officer’s body cam. Here's a clip:  

Oh, did I forget to mention Garcia also had a bag of weed on her passenger seat and she felt the need to constantly remind the officer that she is a stripper? Of course Garcia denied any of that happened, but the camera doesn’t lie.  

Does anyone have the suspicion that maybe, just maybe Garcia had been pulled over before and maybe, just maybe this actually worked? It does seem strange to instantly go for cleavage and cash instead of the “I really have to pee” excuse.  

We’ve all been there. After a long day at work, maybe the day was kind of crappy, we all just want to get home and relax. But remember, slow and steady wins the race, speeding, trying to bribe an officer, and showing off your cleavage will just get your arrested.

Via Law Newz