This Is A Great Bikini Pic Of Britney Spears, But…

The View From The Front Would Be A-Maz-Ing

There’s that old saying that we should never “look a gift horse in the mouth” and while I have no idea its origins, I get its meaning. And while I’m totally happy that Britney Spears gave us a bikini Instagram post, the fact that she has her top off, but the pic is from the back… well, that’s just not fair.  

So, I’m not trying to look at the mouth of the horse or whatever, Britney Spears has a sweet ass and it looks really awesome in this Instagram pic, but damn it, she took her top off. I can see that she's holding it, and from the lack of tan lines I’m guessing that the top is going right back on after this picture was taken. Ugh, it’s a beautiful shot, but how much more beautiful would it have been taken from the front…  

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And of course, Britney Spears laying on the sand waiting for a wave to crash over her is beautiful. Yeah, it’s kind of like you are waiting for her legs to become a tail and then we’d all realize that Britney Spears was a mermaid this whole time. Then again, I would hate to lose Britney Spears. Well, maybe if she still had an underwater camera and could still post on Instagram I’d be okay.

People, I’m with you. I don’t want to seem ungrateful for this amazing bikini pic of Britney Spears. But knowing that her top is off, well that’s a gift horse we would never, ever look in the mouth. 

Via Britney Spears on Instagram

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