What Should We Call A Post Workout Danica Patrick Selfie?

Danica Patrick After A Workout Is.. Is.. Hot

The term “selfie” in general is used to describe any picture taken of yourself with your phone and/or camera. But I really feel like we need to find phrases to distinguish the different type of selfies. For instance we have the mirror selfie or the nude selfie, but we need something for when Danica Patrick snaps a selfie of herself after a workout. 

We can’t call it the DP Selfie for obvious reasons, but it does need to have a bit of a sexy ring to it. It has to say Danica Patrick and her incredibly hot body is done working out for the day the results are so amazingly hot it will cause your blood pressure to rise, heart rate to increase, and possibly vision blurriness. There’s always the simple Danica Selfie. It’s short, sweet, and to the point, but does it really capture the hotness of Danica Patrick after a workout? Oh, I got it! I really think I got it. The Sweat Selfie! BOOM! I think that’s it, let’s try it out… Danica Patrick knew she was looking great after a workout so she took one hell of a sweat selfie.  

I think we have a winner, just like Danica Patrick. I know she has to be covered from head to toe while driving in NASCAR, but I can’t help but think more people would watch if she wore something like this. Then again, if they made all the other drivers dress like this… it might not be as pretty.

Via Danica Patrick on Instagram