Whatever the Formula, the Results Are Sexy
Math was never really my thing. Sure, I can do the basic stuff just like the rest of us, but when it comes to complex formulas and such, you are speaking a different language to me. Thankfully, there are those out there who understand all that stuff and can apply it everyday life. For instance, there is no doubt that Danica McKellar has the perfect formula for picking out the perfect bikini.
I don’t know how she figured it out - I’m sure there was a lot of trial and error, but Danica McKellar discovered that if the top had X amount of fabric and the bottoms had Y amount of fabric, multiply that by the number of colors in the bikini A, divided by the amount of skin shows B . . . X + Y x A ÷ B = 1 incredibly sexy Danica McKellar. Look, you don’t have to understand it. I know I just threw a lot at you and odds are Danica McKellar’s formula is probably a touch more complex, the point is she knows and it works for her. I know people say math can’t be sexy, but I think Danica McKellar makes a pretty strong argument that numbers, when applied correctly, can be pretty damn sexy.
I highly, highly doubt that Danica McKellar simply goes into the swimsuit store and just tries a bunch of bikinis on. That doesn’t seem to be her style. No, I’m sure she goes in there, does the math in her hand, and walks out with the sexiest bikinis for her. Well, it looks like that was she does anyway.
Via Danica McKellar on Instagram
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