Haiku Boobies: Tallulah Willis

Beautiful Sights Inspire Beautiful Words

The great poets of the world could see beauty in something and find a way to put into words. And while I don’t declare myself to be one of the great poets of the world, I do find myself staring at something that I find so incredibly beautiful that I am moved to write some lovely words about them. What am I looking at, you might asking, well, I’m looking at the breasts of Tallulah Willis.  

What better way to celebrate something so beautiful than with the power of haiku. So, let’s forget the prose and jump to the poetry. I give you Haiku Boobies: Tallulah Willis.  

#1

One has a piercing

The other is natural

Not so different

#2

Tallulah Willis

Some Bruce, more of Demi

Thank goodness for that  

#3

Horseshoe and a phone

A tattoo that says RAD

So are your breasts  

#4

Orange is your hair

Black toilet, orange walls

Both highlight your boobs  

There you have it, some beautiful poetry about one hell of a beautiful sight - a topless Tallulah Willis. I understand if you don’t dig the poems because you believe that no words can ever full describe the awesomeness of Tallulah Willis’ breasts; you really just have to see them for yourself.

Photos by Tyler Shields