There Is No Need to Question Salma Hayek’s Sexiness

Every Thing on This Planet Thinks About Salma Hayek's Cleavage

Most likely you’ve been asked that age old question, “If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, is Salma Hayek still incredibly sexy?” And while there are some out there who might want to ponder such a philosophical questions, the correct answer is yes. Salma Hayek is always, always sexy. And what does a tree falling have to do with Salma Hayek being sexy?  

Did the tree fall over because of Salma Hayek’s sexiness? Like was Salma Hayek walking in the woods earlier that day sporting a similar outfit to what she is rocking on the cover of GQ? Salma Hayek’s cleavage often knocks me off my feet so it wouldn’t surprise me if it could also cause a tree to fall over in the woods. I mean, it’s not like a tree would be able to think about Salma Hayek therefore causing some kind of tree heart attack, which in turn made it fall over. That’s just crazy talk. But if a tree could think I bet it would think about Salma Hayek’s cleavage just like every thing else on the planet.  

I’m all for philosophical questions that make you think about the very meaning of life, but when it comes to the sexiness of Salma Hayek, there is nothing to question. She is sexy, there for she is.  

Photos via GQ

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