Behold the Penis-Shaped Squeaky Toy of Anarchy!

This Penis Squeaky Toy Was Made For Mayhem!

At a recent NFL football game, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady had the very special toy above thrown at him while the team was playing the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo, New York.

Stay classy, Buffalo!

Uproxx quoted Brady as saying, "I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it."

So yeah, football players will grab balls from between each other's legs but they won't touch a fake dick on the ground. Good to know.

Now, I am a professional career woman with a very special skill set. I watch dicks go into women's orifices for a living and I can name a lot of male porn stars without seeing their faces. I can do so off of torsos and cocks and sometimes, by balls. I knew I had seen that smiling happy fake penis before.

There was our smiling friend back in February getting thrown at and hitting the face of New Zealand politician Steven Joyce. 

You can pick up your very own pink squeaky dick-shaped toy of anarchy over at Amazon, and you probably should. This thing gets around!