Top Ten Movie and TV RILFs (Robots I’d Like to Fuck)

Styx totally should have had a Ms. Roboto traipsing around that video. Sexy female robots have been a hot fantasy in movies and television pretty much since movie and television first came into existence. It's not a hard sex dream to get behind - to have a human-like being who is down for letting you explore every single perverted thing you have ever want to do is not that hard a thing to want. The entries on this list are chicks built from metal, and sex dreams and are all, in my opinion, hot as fuck.

Before we get started, I want to say that I omitting two choices from the list because, well... sexy they are, robots they just ain't. Scarlett Johannson in 2013's "Her" is nothing but a computer program and even though that voice of hers is sexy, she's not really a robot so no go there. Kelly LeBrock in 1985's "Weird Science" is just, well, weird. It's never quite defined exactly what she is but I am inclined to go with computer program more than robot, given how she was created. I do, however, give mad props to the Funny Or Die parody of the movie with Alessandra Ambrosio.

10) Kristanna Loken as T-X in "Terminator 3" (2003)

Loken plays the latest model of a terminator robot in this fun entry in the series. She can make her boobs bigger at will and she walks around either nude or wearing skin-tight leather or pleather throughout the movie. Yum.

9) Cindy Margolis, Barbara Ann Moore & Donna W. Scott as the Fembots in "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" (1997)

Even though the Fembots created by Frau Farbissina (played hilariously by Mindy Sterling) can infamously shoot bullets out of their nipples, I don't know anyone who wouldn't want to experience being the focus of all of that blonde, curvy robotic sensuality.

8) Brigitte Helm as The Machine Man in "Metropolis" (1927)

Helm plays the robot who pretty much birthed the whole movie/TV robot fantasy - The Machine Man. The Machine Man is created to start a revolution in the middle classes but in reality, she created a revolution in our sexual desires. Many thanks, dear mechanical lady.

7) Paula Prentiss & Katharine Ross as Bobbie Markowe & Joanna Eberhart in "The Stepford Wives" (1975)

I am going with the original creepy sci-fi movie about the men in a town who turn their wives into sexy, submissive robots over the 2004 comedy starring Nicole Kidman and Bette Midler because the latter just wasn't that hot. The anti-feminist tone combined with the braless leading women make this oddly erotically memorable.

6) Joanna Cassidy & Sean Young as Zhora & Rachael in "Blade Runner" (1982)

Of the pleasure-giving androids in this movie, Zhora is most definitely the sexiest. Yeah, Daryl Hannah kicks a whole lot ass but Cassidy is really all pleasure. Young is unaware of being a robot but we all are well aware of how damn hot she is in this.

5) Dorothy Stratten as Galaxina in "Galaxina" (1980)

Ill-fated Playboy Playmate Stratten stars in this so-bad-it's-good space comedy. If you haven't seen this one, it's a lot of fun and Stratten's body was just at its apex of sex appeal. What a woman she was. The robot Galaxina programs herself to speak and who knows what other skills she picked up?

4) Angelina Jolie as Casella "Cash" Reese in "Cyborg 2" (1993)

In this very early movie in Jolie's career, she plays a sexy robot built to seduce her way into her maker's rival's company corporate headquarters and then blow herself up. Her confused felling of love for martial arts instructor Elias Koteas make her unable to go ahead with her kamikaze mission. That means we get to see a whole lot of Jolie's lovely boobs. Yay!

3) Tricia Helfer as Caprica Six on "Battlestar Galactica" (2004-2007)

She is such a hot Cylon that manages to convince a smitten human being (played by James Callis) to help her execute the Cylon's plans of making all of humanity extinct. There's hot and then there's convincing-a-man-to-destroy-an-entire-species-that-he-himself-is-a-part-of hot. Fucking impressive!

2) Alicia Vikander as Ava in "Ex Machina" (2015)

Ava was oh so delectable and oh so manipulative in this truly remarkable sci-fi drama. Oscar Isaac was completely robbed when he did not receive an Oscar nod for his role as her eccentric, violent creator who was forward-thinking enough to equip Ava with a fully-functional and fully-orgasmic robotic vag. We all have Fleshlights now but someday, there will be our very own (hopefully not evil) Ava for all of us.

I'd like to pause for a moment to give two honorable mentions.

First off, you know that Rosie from "The Jetsons" had to have quite the hard drive going for her!

Joan Rivers' Dot Matrix in "Spaceballs" most definitely knew her way around a human's genitals.

And the number RILF is without question...

Thandie Newton & Evan Rachel Wood as Maeve & Dolores in "Westworld" (2016)

These two robot host are made for fucking and I truly can't wait to see what else they have to show us on this series.