Why Does Bali Get a Nude Sunbathing Christa B. Allen?

Just Sayin', Christa B. Allen Could Sunbathe Nude Anywhere...

Nothing against Bali, I'm sure it's a wonderful place to visit full of nice people, fun restaurants, and apparently the sunshine is plentiful, but I don't see why it gets to have a nude Christa B. Allen and we here in the states don't? I mean, come on, Bali! We've got warm places where Christa B. Allen can get some rays while not wearing any clothes at all. It's not fair! It's not! It's not!

And no, I'm not throwing a temper-tantrum over an entire city where Christa B. Allen just happened to decide to visit, strip off all her clothes, and then go out in the sun by a pool. I'm merely pointing out that Bali probably has no idea how lucky it is right now to have a naked Christa B. Allen enjoying the sun. If Christa B. Allen was here in the states, any of the 50 wonderful states, in her birthday suit catching some rays, we'd all be really grateful. Sure, Christa B. Allen maybe have sunbathed in the nude before and not posted on Instagram like she did this time, but that's not the point. The point is that Christa B. Allen is super hot without any clothes on and... and... you know, I think that's my only point. Christa B. Allen, nude, sun, really hot... yeah, that's my point.

I'm fine. Really. I mean, good for Bali. Christa B. Allen completely nude by a pool getting some sun is probably the best thing that has happened to Bali in a good, long time.  That kind of makes everything okay.

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