PSA: All Nipples Are Genderless

Nudity is also natural. You are not born wearing clothing, and lest you find yourself freezing in the middle of a snow storm, do not need clothing to lead to a successful and healthy life in a temperate climate. Nipples, like butts, are also a thing that everyone is born with. 

Let's try an exercise, crafted by Genderless Nipples. Can you tell whether or not this is a male or female's nipple? 

 

Gender equality isn't a women's issue. It's a human issue. It affects all of us!

A photo posted by Genderless Nipples (@genderless_nipples) on Jan 16, 2017 at 11:56am PST

Probably not, because even Instagram's super smart algorithm can't! That, friends, is because all humans develop nipples prior to becoming gendered in the womb. We all got 'em! What we don't all have is the mound underneath the nipple, but Miley has already covered that: 

Men's nipples are even capable of producing milk, depending on the circumstances. Don't believe me? Here you go: 

So here's your daily reminder that the only cultural tenant prescribing clothing for necessitated modesty is the bible, which is perfectly fine. If you don't believe that a higher power commands women to cover themselves lest they tempt the men around them, there are ways you can contribute to the #FreeTheNipple movement. They are as follows: 

1. Don't slut shame topless women.
2. If you are a woman, go topless when legal if you'd like.
3. Submit to this handy Instagram, which will hopefully cause enough algorithm mayhem that Apple/Instagram will overthrow it's dogmatic, puritanical nipple policy:

 

You wanna be part of our change?! Send us that nipnip!(completely anonymous!)

A photo posted by Genderless Nipples (@genderless_nipples) on Dec 9, 2016 at 1:58pm PST

Happy Tuesday, folks.