A Nude Olivia North Is the Truest of All Norths

Olivia North Nude Makes Everything Look Great

I'm not going to pretend to understand the crazy magic of a compass. All I know is they can always find true north, which is great and all, but can I get a compass that points to a nude Olivia North? I mean, if I ever get lost in the woods, that's where I'd like to end up.

And can I also say that I've never understood the old man/old woman glasses on young people thing. I really have a hard time seeing what's so fun about wearing giant glasses that our grandparents used to have to wear because they had tri-focal lenses, but for some reason, I think they totally work on a nude Olivia North. The way the help shape her face and accent her breasts, I think it's a great look for her. Though, I have a feeling a nude Olivia North could probably pull off a bunch of looks I don't get: side ponytail, bandanas, and novelty sweatshirts. And yes, I know if Olivia North was wearing a sweatshirt, she wouldn't be nude, but she could totally just a have it tied around her waist as to not block any of her gorgeous nude body.

Sure, I don't go hiking that much so - I haven't had need of a compass - but after seeing Olivia North nude in the woods, it might be time to take some nature. They say adventure is waiting - I just hope "adventure" means a naked Olivia North.

photos by Calvin Wilson