Of Course Daphne Groeneveld Is Sexy, Her Name Is Daphne

Daphnes Are Always Hot

Growing up and being a fan of a certain cartoon show about a stoner, a talking dog, and a van, there were two things I knew for sure in this world. First, the bad guy was always going to be the person who runs the abandoned amusement park, factory, or other location. And two, if your name was Daphne you were going to be hot. So it's no surprise to me that Daphne Groeneveld is really hot.

Sure, some might find flaws in basing good looks on the name of someone in a cartoon, but who's to say that Daphne wasn't based on a real person? I mean, look at Daphne Groeneveld. Sure, there is no way the people behind Scooby-Doo could have known about Daphne Groeneveld and her incredible hotness (unless they have a time machine), but if you think about it, can you name one non-attractive Daphne? I know I can't. Granted, I don't know that many, but that just proves my point even more. If you are named Daphne and not hot, you probably have to change your name. I'm sure that's an unwritten law or something.

Hey, if it wasn't for G.I. Joe, we wouldn't know that learning is half the battle, so why would it be strange to learn that girls named Daphne are always hot from Scooby-Doo? After all, I have Daphne Groeneveld and her awesome boobs as proof.

via The Fashion Lampoon