A Topless Elsie Hewitt Would Cause an Accident

Talk About a Road Hazard

Driving these days can be flat out dangerous. Forget about all the normal distractions - with people texting, talking, even watching porn while they drive (this is real - I saw it with my own eyes, and no, it wasn't my eyes watching the porn), it feel like you are taking your life into your own hands every time you get behind the wheel. And just image what would happen if you were driving along and all of sudden you saw a topless Elsie Hewitt on the side of the road?

You'd crash. There is no doubt in my mind that each and every one of us would crash our cars. It is impossible to take your eyes off Elsie Hewitt's giant breasts now - imagine seeing them when you are speeding down a highway. Though, I would assume if that you saw Elsie Hewitt's fantastic breasts you'd probably slow down. And let's be honest, I have a feeling you'd be able to spot them from a mile away. The wreck might not be that bad, might just end up with a scratch on the bumper and bruised ego. But, hey, if you're going to get into a wreck might as well be for the right reasons. Elsie Hewitt has two very awesome reasons.

Sure, there is an obvious pun here and I'm not going to say I didn't think about it, but Elsie Hewitt is so stunning and her breasts look damn near perfect, so I felt I should save the pun for another day.

Photos by Stephan Wurth

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