Who Are You and Why Do You Get to Poke Kate Upton’s Boobs?

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Not Jealous, So Not Jealous...

At some point in your life, you were told to stop poking someone or something. Perhaps even you got your hand smacked by a ruler in order to get you to stop. Sooner or later, you figured out that it was rude to poke, so you stopped. Well, I guess this Erin Foster person didn't get the memo because she's just poking away at Kate Upton's boobs.

And no, I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous at all that Erin Foster gets to put her finger and gently push on some of the finest boobs on the planet, not one bit. This all about common courtesy. It's about being polite. Sure, we've all thought about poking Kate Upton's boobs; after all, they are two of the most magnificent breasts every created and if there are any boobs that need - no, deserve, no, beg - to be poked it's the boobs of Kate Upton, but damn it, this a polite society. We have rules and they are rules we should all live by. And one of those rules is no poking. Don't poke someone in the eye, don't poke someone in the leg, and don't poke Kate Upton in the boobs. 

So look here, Erin Foster, you can't go around poking people in the boobs. It's not nice. I mean, it's nice to watch and I'm glad you recorded it, but it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. What does that have to do with poking Kate Upton in the boobs? I have no idea.

Via Erin Foster on Instagram

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