Berit Birkeland Bares Her Breasts

No Matter How You Say Berit, She's Got Some Great Breasts

To be honest, I don't really know how to pronounce Berit Birkeland. Is it Be-rit? Or Ber-it? Or Bea-root? I have no idea. But one thing I know for sure is that Berit Birkeland has an incredible pair of breasts. And when you think about it, that's all that really matters.

Well, maybe that's not true. You could be into asses or legs and the hotness of those matter to you. But if you happen to be a boob guy, like yours truly, there is nothing greater in the world than seeing a fantastic pair of breasts that you've never seen before. As I like to say, Berit Birkeland makes a great breast-troduction. Get it? It's like introduction, but with breasts? Oh, never mind, you'll get it later. Anyway, like that old saying goes, "Your first impression is the last impression," and there is no better first impression than a pair of awesome boobs.

Of course, if this isn't your first time seeing Berit Birkeland, then good for you. I'm glad you got to see her beauty before all of us, and thanks so much for letting us. And no, I'm not being sarcastic, not one bit at all... I'm never sarcastic. Okay, I am sarcastic, often and at the most inappropriate of times, but I'm actually glad I got to see Berit Birkeland for the first time when her breasts were out.

Photos by Wesley Carter