Grindr Fails: Cucks, Creepers, and Teacher’s Pet

February 7, 2026
ALEXANDER

Grindr Fails:

Man, oh man, finding a good hookup on Grindr these days is almost like trying to find a unicorn. It's usually just a pony pretending to be a unicorn by gluing a toilet paper roll to its forehead. The gays on the hookups are getting crazier and crazier...which is perfect for this column. This edition of Grindr Fails has been curated by one of our favorite funny IG pages: @twunkthetwink

Hey there! We appreciate a go-getter with an entrepreneurial mindset, even while on Grindr. And if we were looking for a good intern, we'd always choose a power bottom with experience and education in the subject...that just means they can handle a big workload. Wink, wink.

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Oh, heaven help us, don't make us play that Grindr game - filter or vintage photo? Gurl, please. Why do so many gays lie about their age? We are eventually going to find out. And some of us like vintage sex. LOL.

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You know we are in a bad state in the nation when Trump infiltrates your Grindr. Make Grindr Great Again! Where's that campaign?

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Awwww, do you remember some of your favorite teachers? They made such a lasting impression and helped shape the gay we are today. Talk about a teacher's pet!

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There's one thing you can say about the gay community...we are a tight-knit family...we share everything...and everybody. So many holes, so little time.

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This next Grindr Fail is all kinds of fucked up. Yes, we've always had fantasies about getting even with our past bullies...but a cuck situation? Is that hot or just...not? Awkward!