Dear reader, I love a classic crystal plug or a silky-smooth string of beads as much as the next slutty minimalist, but let’s be real. If a toy isn’t vibrating, spreading, thrusting, or trying to rearrange our spines from the inside out… Is it even anal play anymore?
This month’s trending anal toys aren’t here to be cute and delicate. They’re here to ruin you (in the sexiest, most consensual way possible). And surprisingly, the usual suspects, plugs and beads, didn’t even make the list. Not because we don’t love them (plugs walked so these toys could run), but because innovation is doing filthy things to our backdoors.
The trending anal toys on the Fleshbot Shop are functional filth at its finest. They’re kinky, they’re clever, and they’re designed for people who aren’t just dabbling in ass play; they’re diving in and asking for more. Let’s count them down, starting with a prostate pleaser that’s basically a magic wand for your ass.
The Stimulate Me Beaded Prostate Vibe is curved just right to flirt with your P-spot. And that long handle? It’s not just ergonomic, it’s a lifeline for anyone who wants to feel comfortable while playing and exploring.
The three smooth bulbs give you that pop-pop-pop sensation during insertion (we love a little texture), and the vibration settings, 27 combos in total, range from “hmm, that’s nice” to “I think I just saw God.” It’s a vibe that loves to tease, but it also knows how to finish the job. And since it’s splashproof, you can take it into the shower and pretend you’re in your own solo porn shoot. (We’ve all done it.)
This one’s for people who want precision, not guesswork.
Okay, listen. I’ve tried a lot of anal toys, but I’ve never had the opportunity to try a spreader plug, YET. The Spread The Love toy doesn’t just fill you, it opens you. Literally. Two slim silicone “fingers” insert together, then, with the push of a button, they spread apart up to an inch, giving you a comfortable stretch without having to sit on a traffic cone (unless that’s your thing, of course).
And this isn’t a one-trick pony; it vibrates, too. Nine patterns of vibration. Eight patterns of spreading. Yes, your ass is about to become a symphony of sensation, and you’re the conductor. Or better yet, hand the remote to someone else and let them orchestrate your pleasure while you whimper on the sheets.
Also, the base is ergonomic, so it stays put no matter how enthusiastically you’re clenching, thrusting, or begging for more.
This toy isn’t just about penetration; it’s about the slow, sinful build to being fully, deliciously opened up. You’ll never look at plugs the same way again.
I don’t even know how to casually introduce this. The Bangin’ Bench is part sex toy, part gym equipment, part “oops, I just came so hard I forgot your name.” This machine is for people who don’t fuck around with their anal play. It’s a rideable thrusting bench, yes, a literal bench with a silicone dildo that vibrates, thrusts, and makes solo play feel like a full-body religious experience.
The dildo has 6 thrusting modes, 8 vibration settings, and enough girth and length to make your eyes roll back like you’re being summoned to the underworld. You can use the remote to switch settings mid-ride, or hand it to a partner and let them ruin you from across the room.
Also: handles. For gripping. For bouncing. For vibing with the universe as your ass takes a mechanical pounding.
If you’ve ever said, “I want to be used like a toy,” then guess what? This toy uses you right back.
So, dear reader, want to see what your ass is really capable of? These aren’t your average anal toys. These are the trending anal toys for people who want more than just “a little something back there.” They want stretch. They want thrust. They want prostate orgasms that feel like out-of-body experiences.
Skip the plug. Forget the beads. Your hole deserves the best, and the Fleshbot Shop is where to get it.