Be honest, dear reader, when was the last time you deep-cleaned your sex toys? Not a casual rinse. Not a “wipe and hope.” A legit, soapsuds, bacteria-busting, squeaky-clean kind of clean. Sex toys are glorious, life-affirming inventions. But they’re also germ magnets that absolutely love to hoard bacteria, viruses, and the occasional terrifying yeast bloom. Whether your toy goes up your butt, in your vagina, against your clit, or into your partner—if it’s going anywhere near your sexy parts, it better be cleaner than your search history.
Welcome to your crash course on how to clean sex toys—properly, safely, and without ruining the mood (or your mucous membranes). Your orgasms and your orifices deserve better.

Here's the deal: sex toys, when used without proper cleaning, can become Petri dishes faster than you can say “reusable anal plug.” We’re talking about everything from staph and E. coli to yeast and viruses like herpes and HPV. Some of these bad boys can survive on surfaces for days. DAYS. Your beloved rabbit isn’t just cuddly—it might be contagious.
Even silicone or glass toys aren’t invincible. Lube residue, bodily fluids, and skin cells cling like desperate exes. And porous toys (looking at you, cheap jelly dildos) basically invite bacteria in for an extended stay. If you’re sharing toys across partners or orifices without scrubbing them properly and/or using condoms? You’re rolling the STD dice.
So why clean your sex toys? Because sexy time shouldn’t come with a bonus trip to urgent care.
Let’s break it down by material, because not all toys were blessed with the same durability:
These toys are nonporous (aka bacteria-resistant) and can be sanitized thoroughly. You can usually use:
Tip: If it vibrates, do not dunk it in water unless the packaging screams “100% waterproof!” Clean the insertable parts with a damp cloth and mild soap instead.
These are nonporous, too, but they become fragile when moist. For safe cleaning:
Should you even be using these anymore? Honestly, toss and upgrade if you can. But if you insist:
Leather paddles, floggers, harnesses, or fabric ties need love too:
Whether it’s shaped like a mouth, vag, butt, alien, or literal hentai nightmare, stroker toys are orgasm machines that sip bodily fluids—and they’re often made of materials like TPE or soft silicone that require gentle, thorough care.
Here’s how to keep them from becoming gross little horror tubes:
Bonus Tip: Never use these in the shower without checking if they’re waterproof—and no, your cum shower is not the same as a toy bath.
Dear reader, I say this with love and zero judgment—but your sex toys deserve better than a crusty Ziploc bag and the occasional finger rinse. Knowing how to clean sex toys isn’t just about hygiene—it's about honoring your pleasure, protecting your body, and showing responsibility for the things that bring you joy (and toe-curling orgasms).