Grindr Fails: Bondage, Pickup Lines, Lazy Eyes, & More!

Grindr Fails 

It's that time again where we present you the Grindr Fails that we laughed at this week. This week, we take a trip across the pond to the UK, curated by Grindr Fails UK to see if the gays are just as crazy as the ones here in the US. After a peek at their Instagram profile, we can clearly see that the crazy gays in the hookup app world in Britain are just like us!

This first one is a "say what, now?" Probably not the best pickup line talking about menstruation. It doesn't put us in a horny mood like this guy thinks it will.

 

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This one is also a (pardon the pun) head shaker. Super glue and dicks should never be in the same sentence. What is this Grindr gay trying to say?

 

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Not every gay is knowledgeable about all the kinks out there, but this one seems to be a Grindr no-brainer. Um, duh!

 

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We've bonded over certain things while talking to a gay on Grindr, but a lazy eye? That's a new one for us!

 

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This next one...um, thank you? What is wrong with people? LOL

 

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Using celebrity insults on Grindr? Is that an English thing? Although we don't know what version Jonah Hill this guy is referring to. Curvy Jonah or skinny Jonah?

 

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Wow, they are humble over there in the UK!

 

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Even in the UK, there is a language barrier. Better clean your bins!

 

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Ah, the backhanded compliment! LOL.

 

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A poet! That's hot.

 

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