Top 5 Sexiest YouTube BBW-Positive Videos: Female Singers

Sometimes the Sexy Thicc or Fat Woman Sings Her Own Praise.

As mentioned previously, big girls are traditionally told to be invisible, to take up as little space as possible, and to expect nothing in the way of love or sex unless it’s from pity. Real life isn’t that way, fortunately. And these Top 5 YouTube videos prove that not only are BBWs sexy but they can also be talented both as dancers and as vocalists. Here are five of the sexiest videos I could find on YouTube that feature BBWs and SSBBWs not just as dancers and models, but as vocalists.

Once again, I include some videos that are not part of the Top 5. They are all great but just didn't quite make the cut. One features a slim singer but plenty of BBWs and one performer already has a song in the Top 5.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Fat Girl Fall – 3:15 minutes – Bink Badd – Bink is a big sexy Black mama whose coat is apparently too heavy for her shoulders because she wears it off them, but she does it oh so nicely. She’s got a mouth on her along with some glorious boobage, a glass of wine, and a piano to sing on top of. Instead of working out, she’s been getting educated, and she is hella confident about her sex appeal.

Water Slide – 2:45 minutes – Janella Monae – This is such a fun video. Janella is nowhere near a BBW, but her water slide and pool party includes men and women of all sizes. Everyone is having a great time, there are bikinis everywhere including on fat babes, and one sizzling SSBBW is naked in her hotel room wearing a big hat. The song is not about fat women, but it does include several who are not letting their size stop them from having big time sexy fun.

Standing Tall – 3:51 minutes – Antanequiaa Da BBW, Louie, BrookLynn J, TRK – Antanequiaa Da BBW is an unapologetically Super-Sized BBW who likes to party with her friends in alleys and in houses. Four people take turns singing, but Antanequiaa has some of the best lines, like the defiant “If y’all don’t fuck with me I could give a fuck about y’all.”

Thick Music – 3:02 minutes – Trisha Paytas – This fine mixed-race vixen looks Blacker in this video than in her Top 5 video, which shows her impressive physical range. While I have a hard time with her bright pink lipstick, it does match her short shorts and jacket. She dances with thin men and fat girls, gets sprayed by a fire hydrant, and walks down steps ala Madonna’s Material Girl or Marilyn Monroe’s Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend. Her words are encouraging, observing that “Thick girls are a boy’s best friend.”

TOP FIVE YOUTUBE BBW-POSITIVE VIDEOS

(Alphabetical Order)

Big Girls (I’ll Take Your Man)
Lady Bling
3:12 minutes

I hate it when I know that I know what song is being sampled but I can’t remember what it’s called. Such is the case here. Lady Bing (aka Lady B) and her two dancers don’t look so great in their loose-fitting bodysuits but are oh, so sexy when they lick ice cream sundaes, sit on a pool table, and sing this fierce song. She clearly has had it with bullshit from her thin peers. There are so many good lines that it’s hard to choose one to share. “Took a trip to New Orleans / Met a fine brotha / He was nice and clean/ He said he wanna give a big girl a swing / So I broke him in / Three-point stand / Don’t fuck with me / Big girls, I’ll take your man.” The song can’t be referenced without also including “I’m a bad bitch and that’s a fact / Once you go fat you don’t go back.”

Boring
Bloody Mary aka Spica the Mother Star
2:06 minutes

I’m a little uncertain what the name of this mega sensual SSBBW is since there seem to be two to choose from, but whatever her name is, she’s got it going on. Wearing a white crocheted one-piece, she lounges in the ocean surf, kneels on the beach, sucks a lollypop, and shows off her awe-inspiring cleavage. When she’s not singing, she does tarot and other forms of divination for fans. In this mellow song, she is seriously unimpressed by her Black brothers and considers them boring and phony. “I let go / I relax / I kick back / So bad / Sit on your face when I want it / Eat a big dick in the morning / Kiss on your lips when you’re yawning.”

Bubble It
Yemi Alade and Spice
2:53 minutes

Be still my heart. These two women are so powerfully talented and sexy that it’s hard to wrap my mind around it. Jamaican Spice looks breathtaking in a gold corset, African makeup on her beautiful face, and gold rings around her neck. Nigerian Yema Alade wears a green, gold, and red corset and skirt. They make me want to get a passport and check out Nigeria now! It gets even hotter when Spice drips in wooden necklaces in an African setting and both women totally rock leopard print catsuits. There is much dancing and movement. There are also bubbles! “Take your waist to the ground and your hands to your back / Wiggle it around, give a man a heart attack / Bring it up so slow, bend down low / Kack it, kack it up some more / Wiggle, wiggle on da floor.”

Fat Chicks
Trisha Paytas
3:47 minutes

Unlike her Honorable Mention video, Trisha looks drag queen white in this delightful video about a waitress with big hair and a pink and white gingham square dance dress at the 50’s retro Cadillac Jack’s Café on US Route 99 in Sun Valley, CA. She serves pancakes to a man whose friends are laughing at her and the next thing you know, his shirt has been torn open and there’s whipped cream on his tattooed chest. He loves it. His girlfriend does not. How amazing Trisha’s figure is becomes obvious when she wears skintight clothes and dances with two of her fat friends in the parking lot. Soon, they steal the skinny bitches’ boyfriends and chill in a pink Cadillac. Poolside in a yellow bikini, Trisha is fed grapes by the tattooed chested dude after she sprays some giggling boney chicks with a hose. “Yeah, you see me here? / I flaunt my body now / Watch me turn it out, ooh, and you wonder how / Oh, I’m no stick figure, ooh, baby, that’s okay / I’m so beautiful in my own way.”

WWD
La Biggie, Tesehki
2:56 minutes

There’s a very real Mad Max feel to this video, what with the dune buggies with cool light packages and hot chicks in desert-colored garments, what there are of them. La Biggie is a SSBBW and Teshehki is a more traditionally sized beauty with green hair. Director Damien Sandoval raved on YouTube about how great the ladies were to work with and in between the auto races across the packed earth and the amazing sex-appeal of the singers, this video is hella fun as well as hella sexy. “Make him suck on my pussy, he think that we fuckin’ / It was all an assumption / What bitch gon’ check my flow? / I’m in this bitch, like ‘fee-fi-fo.”