Chicken Ranch Brothel Offers “Orgiastic Blowout” to Super Bowl Winners

There is No Word Yet as to Whether Taylor Swift Will Attend.

Alice Little and Addison Gray are two brothel workers who love the Super Bowl, at least when it’s held in Las Vegas. Thanks to the horny football fans who have been in town for Super Bowl LVIII, all of the ladies at the Chicken Ranch have been extra busy entertaining guests and stimulating the economy, among other things.

That’s a lot of sex and a lot of money, both of which are important for running a successful brothel. Billed as “the closest brothel to Las Vegas,” the Pahrump-located Chicken Ranch is located a comfortable 60 minutes from Sin City. This is a tolerable distance to travel for free in a limousine to a “no-hold-barred orgiastic blowout” for the Kansas City Chiefs and their sweethearts as thanks for the boost in business.

It's tantalizing, even titillating, to imagine the SF 49ers or Chiefs' ballers, their wives, girlfriends, and an assortment of appreciative pleasure professionals tangled in non-stop threeways, swinger sessions, orgies, and other carnal excesses throughout the brothel’s 40-acres, but it’s not required. Once arrived at the brothel, guests can enjoy a hosted bar, a swimming pool (don’t drink and swim), and VIP Bungalows however they wish. If they just want to party away from the crazy chaos of the Strip, they can party. If they want to add some private or public sexing, there are specialty sex areas available.

Whether this invitation extends to half-time performer Usher, national anthem singer Reba McEntire, “Lift Every Voice and Sing” vocalist Andra Day, or Post Malone, who sang “America the Beautiful,” is unknown. But wouldn’t it be wonderful? Add a triumphant Taylor Swift and it could be the most amazing and high-profile free-admission private party guest list in Super Bowl history.