Super Bowl! Our Favorite Football Jockstraps

Super Bowl LVIII is upon us! Happening at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, this game will feature the San Francisco 49ers vs the Kansas City Chiefs...or whatever that means. This year the gays don't even get a fabulous diva for half time...it's Usher. Snooze. LOL. BUT! At least we will get our fill of jockstrap appearances and butts and bulges in spandex. That's what we are really there for.

In honor of football and our straight-guy fantasies, we are sharing our favorite guys of football, courtesy of one of our fave Instagram accounts, @FootballJockstraps.

You know, just hanging around with his bulge showing and buns clapping around in compression pants.

 

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Is this flirting going on? Where are they putting their hands?

 

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Holy Jesus, can this bulge be any bigger? It's just bouncing around saying hello. We'd like to wave back.

 

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Ok, this guy is just beautiful. So handsome, and what body part do we look at first?

 

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Two words. FOOTBALL BOOTY.

 

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Look at this gorgeous guy. Putting his hands where we want to be.

 

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We love crop top season. Especially in football. LOL.

 

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Boxer briefs on the field? Yes, please.

 

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See thru compression shorts? Yes, we LOVE football.

 

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Did someone say bulge?

 

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Thank you, Football, for the lovely men. Happy Super Bowl!

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