Throwback Thursday: January Doldrums-Buster Edition Featuring PinkLabel.tv

January 4, 2024
NAOMI LEROY

Resolve to get cozy and enjoy some really pretty and weird porn this New Year!

Hey Fleshbot fans! I hope everyone’s ready for another year of funky trips in the Porno Wayback Machine every Throwback Thursday with me. I don’t know about you, but I find January to be one of the most crappy months of the year. Holiday bills coming due, diet culture bullshit everywhere, and I’m also just not a big fan of winter, and I know lots of other people think similarly so I put together this fun playlist of colorful and trippy porn for you from our friends at PinkLabel.tv which will hopefully cheer you up a bit and maybe inspire you to try some new stuff in the bedroom this year. That’s a hell of a better resolution than going on a diet!

First on today’s list is Psychotronic Sirens (2022) from Atomic Cheesecake Productions, featuring Haley Valentine and Lois Plz enjoying each other’s soft curvy bodies and playing with blacklight-reactive candle wax, all while smoking a joint of course, and sporting glitter on their faces, because this is like an extremely intimate rave for two people. The colors of the lights, the visual effects used in the film, and the patterns of the wax make it kind of kaleidoscope-esque. This makes me want to install blacklights in my room, and reignite my interest in wax play. They’re not done making a gloriously artistic mess, though, as the scene ends with them covering each other in glitter and spanking it off. What a hot mess, literally!

Extrasensory (2019), also from Atomic Cheesecake Productions, features two femme folks, Essa Terrick and Sierra McKenzie playing with ropes, blacklights, and neon colors, and some really fun touches like ginormous rainbow earrings and blacklight reactive makeup. Sierra enjoys the artistic and meditative aspects of tying all of the knots while Essa experiences tons of pleasure at being bound. The voiceover tells us all about how this feels from Sierra’s perspective and then from Essa’s point of view. They both experience rope as a form of connection rather than just an object and appreciate how versatile it is and the ways it can be used in scenes. This is just a plain beautiful and intimate connection between two humans and the shiny colorful bits are the icing on the cake.

We continue to enjoy some more delicious Atomic Cheesecake with Celestial Bodies (2021) featuring Ignacia and Sierra McKenzie who are aboard a spaceship (played by Wisteria Actias) that apparently is full of sensual pleasures. This ain’t Star Trek, that’s for sure! You know why? Cus there are naked titties-- and Star Trek, while lovely, doesn’t have naked titties and I’m fairly sure most Federation ships don’t have weed. If I were to compare this to anything mainstream, it would be the now cult classic series Farscape, which was set on a living spaceship, and veered off into the weird and sexual on occasion, but really, this is its own very weird and fun thing. There are horny nanobots and a plasma ball and crystals and of course glitter. This is so much fun for us kinky nerds!

To round out this playlist, we’re headed over to Brazil to check out Venus Em Glitter (2022), directed by Alexandre Medeiros, which is a bizarrely delightful short film featuring three girls (Bia Roman, Carol Kenne, Dani Skyli) who are having a grand old time partying at an outdoor festival and then getting into a car. They somehow fall into another, even more fun reality, either due to a rip in space-time or whatever they were rolling on at the festival. They enjoy frolicking in the woods and a nap on the forest floor after which it’s time for a scantily clad faery tea party and sploshing some red sticky stuff on each other. They lose all their clothes and get progressively stickier and that’s just the start of the fun. There are totally-not-faery-fruit apples covered in sprinkles and god knows what else, and of course a kiddie pool full of balloons and glitter in addition to the water. This is a hell of a psychedelic little party and pleasantly puts me in mind of the fae mischief of spring and summer and the freedom of being naked outside.