FleshLinks 12-25-23

Here is this week's list of curated FleshLinks. Check each one below.

Horny British Driver Caught Watching Porn in Traffic.

The only thing worse than being bored, horny, and stuck in traffic is finding out you’re a social media sensation for being bored, horny, and watching porn while stuck in traffic. Sadly, for one not-so-innocent driver in the UK, that’s exactly what happened. While burning petrol and time in a queue in his silver Mini Cooper, some hardcore porn content played on his phone, which he’d cleverly placed on his dashboard where people who have cameras could see it. And did. Click here.

Stormy Daniels Changes Parties with Hunter Biden Flirt.

You have to be new to the planet or at least to porn if you don’t know that uber-popular porn star Stormy Daniels had a one-night stand with Donald Trump in 2006 shortly after his third wife had given birth. That was way too early to get an invite to the White House, but 2024 might be the year she hooks up with someone who can change that. “Hunter (Biden) seems like he’d be fun to party with,” Stormy recently revealed. Click here.

Who Knew Iraq Even Had Access to Porn Sites?

I’ll be honest. Even post-9/11, I don’t know a lot about Iraq’s process of reconstruction. For instance, I had no idea that Iraqi citizens could get online and watch porn! Those days are gone if the decision of Iraq’s Federal Supreme Court to ban all such sites is put into effect. It’s not the first-time blocking porn sites has been discussed and ordered by the Parliament, but nothing has been done. Whether a Supreme Court judgment will be different is yet to be seen. Click here.

Illinois State Rejects More Than 300 Fucking Vanity Plates!

Everybody thinks they’re a comic when it comes to dreaming up vanity plate ideas. It’s like a word puzzle with a severe character limit. In Illinois, 304 such wise guys tried to slip some socially unacceptable words and concepts past the Secretary of State and found out they weren’t as witty as they thought. Some of the personalization requests that were denied include EATBUTT, MILFS, DZNUTZ, and IOWASUX. Click here.

The Christmas Prince Harry Called Queen Elizabeth a Bitch.

Okay, technically, Prince Harry didn’t call his grandmother the queen a bitch. Not to her face, anyway. But he did give her a Christmas shower cap that read, “Ain’t life a bitch.” A weird gift to give an aging queen who doesn’t take showers, but House Windsor does things differently from non-royal families. The gag gift is not what ultimately caused the Harry/Elizabeth schism, but in retrospect, it might have been a clue. Click here.

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