Xxlayna Marie And Anya Olsen Have A Very Smutty Holiday Foursome

December 24, 2023
NAOMI LEROY

Dick the girl who’s wrapped in lights down…….fa la la la la, la la la la…..

Family holidays, no matter what you celebrate or how, are usually a little crazy around the edges, at least. The possibility of wackiness kind of doubles when your family is a porn family made up of four unrelated people cohabitating for slutty purposes. Let’s check in on this swap family and see what kind of holly jolly fuckery they’re getting into……

This scene from Family Swap XXX by Nubiles Porn starts off with “Mom” (Anya Olsen), “Dad” (Clarke Kent), and “Bro”(Jimmy Michaels) all decked out in Dickensian caroling costumes ready to sing their hearts out and spread holiday cheer. It’s at this point that “Sis” (Xxlayna Marie) walks in wearing nothing but red panties and a string of multicolored blinking lights wrapped around her and, well, she’s definitely interested in spreading something else. Well, that’s going to be a bit chilly. Anya insists that it’s time for caroling, but Xxlayna is pretty frank about the fact that she wants dick instead. She even gets more specific that she wants a big load from said dick and then Anya repeats that old Christmas movie chestnut --- “You’ll shoot your eye out!”

Insistent on getting things back on track, Anya begins “Oh Come All Ye Faithful”, but it looks like Dad and Bro are sporting some joyful and triumphant boners which Xxlayna has removed from their pants and she grabs both of the guys to be “punished” in another room. Later that day, Anya looks decidedly less like Mrs. Cratchit in a green lingerie set and Xxlayna is in red velvet shortie pajamas and they are all opening presents. Xxlayna sticks her tag on Clarke’s crotch and declares she got dick for Christmas. She really is the family nympho and the guys are amused/aroused but Anya is less so. She flounces out of the room leaving her fondling the pair of flannel pyjama-clad Christmas dick s-- much more fun than a pair of turtle doves and starting to suck each in turn.

Eventually, Anya figures if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, so there begins, quite literally, some fuckin’ around the Christmas tree with that synchronized fucking that you only see in Porn World, and, the mistletoe ain’t the only thing that’s hung here. These girls are really getting their stockings stuffed. Anya makes sure to give her swap daughter that Christmas wish that she was talking about by jerking off both guys and making sure Xxlayna’s face looks like a winter wonderland by the end. Do you wish I’d stop with the pornographic Christmas Dad jokes? Ok, I will, but go check this out, trust me!