Greta Foss and Vera Jarw Have a Unique Auto Sales Technique

The Cars at This Lot Aren’t the Only Things to Go Va-Va-Voom!

I absolutely adore Fake Hub. It’s not just the accents, the sometimes-over-the-top enthusiasm, the sexy women, the great sex, or the crazy scenarios. It’s the fact they all exist together and are mixed with a fair amount of dirty, dirty whimsy. This 25-minute scene takes place at what is supposed to be a car lot but is obviously a large home in a nice neighborhood. Ah, porn, we love you so. On a sunny day, a hapless fellow stops by the lot and winds up “Buying a Banger.”

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As we enter the action, we see but can’t hear hot Russian car lot manager Vera Jarw going off on equally hot Russian car lot sales rep Greta Foss. It can’t be about the fact she’s dressed like a slutty schoolgirl with enormous left-leg tattoos because her boss isn’t dressed much more professionally except that her shapely legs are ink-free. Indeed, it’s about the fact Greta can’t seem to sell a car. This is a real problem. Fortunately, a solution walks up to her in the body of Robert Gunner.

This is the opportunity Greta has needed. She vamps it up against the hood of the car, hikes her plaid miniskirt up, and shoots him a meaningful look. He just wants to buy a car and isn’t sure it’s the one she’s leaning against. Contrary to her claim, it doesn’t look new and it’s dirty. To express her deep concern even while she disagrees with him, she slips off her red thong panty and uses it to buff the hood while bent over so Robert can get a good view of her ass. “Really put your back into it,” he encourages.

Her plan works because soon he’s in the car. This is when he learns some of its shortcomings, like the fact it shoots water all over Greta when he turns on the windshield wipers. Naturally, this soaks her white shirt and naturally she’s not wearing a bra underneath it. But it does seal the deal. He apologizes and says he’ll take the car and throw in something toward her clothes cleaning bill. They go into the building to sign papers but somehow wind up in what’s obviously a garage, which conveniently contains a comfy couch and some scattered rugs. Once inside, Robert learns that the couch isn’t just for sitting on. Well, the arm is if you’re going to get a blowjob. Which is what he gets.

The erection Greta pulls out of his tropical print shorts is enormous and crazy hard. When she’s not shushing him, she’s making most of the noise. They further explore the couch by kneeling on it for some doggy, which is when Greta hears her boss. Inspired by a desire not to get caught, Robert accidentally pops his load inside of his car sales rep. She is super not at all happy about this but gets them together enough to fool the boss when she shows up. This might have worked if Vera didn’t have Greta’s discarded panty and a lot of questions about it.

Robert has some clever explanation for the panty and its creamy contents while Greta talks to her boss about her sale like it was a personal favor. She practically throws the money at Vera in hopes it will make her go away and they can return to fucking. Vera leaves and they return to fucking. Of course, Vera returns and catches them in the act. “What are you two doing here,” she asks as she tosses her paperwork and binders away. The customer is always right and so she joins her employee on her knees on the floor. In a notable sign of management/worker solidarity, the two pretty blondes share the cock with one another.

With her pink shirt unbuttoned, Vera’s amazingly lush boobs are revealed. We don’t see as much of them as we could while the ladies hum on Robert’s mega member. The car professionals even swap some long kisses and Vera flashes a vixen-like look over her eyeglasses that is so smooth and sexy. Then she takes off her high heels, pushes Greta away, and mounts Robert in reverse without removing her panty. Now, there’s service with a smile! “All I came in for was a car,” he says in amazement as management bounces on him and breathes in loud gasps.

Our friend, the camera. It mostly stays in full-body/full-scene shots, but now it starts moving in closer once in a while to capture the beauty of genitals entwined and natural breasts that move in rhythm to the fornication. Now that his dick has been thoroughly moistened, Robert has summoned some gumption. He thinks Greta should be more involved because she’s “the employee” and needs “to do some work.” So that’s how it is, huh?

Greta responds to this unique request by wrapping her mouth around his cock again while her boss crouches over Robert’s torso and masturbates. The bearded man is a good dude. He tells Vera that she needs to give Greta a raise since she’s giving him one. That’s all well-and-good, but it’s back to Vera in reverse with her shirt hanging on by the arms and her panty fully exposed. This can’t last for long since there are so many other positions to work through, so Greta soon winds up on her knees again, returning to the doggy that started this threeway. It’s a very interactive threesome, which is good. Vera holds Robert’s balls and the base of his dick and even tucks him back into Greta when he slips out.

From here on out, it’s like a yoga competition with one lady sitting on the couch at one point while the other kneels or reclines on the floor licking her pussy and getting dicked. This is when we get to see Vera’s septum piercing and Greta’s clit hood piercing most easily, which should add a little erotic kick for some. After all that acrobatic fucking and licking and sucking, Vera realizes it’s time to sign the car sales contract. She stands in front of him, shaking her glorious boobies while he signs, expressing the Gen X mantra, “Yeah, whatever.” He hasn’t popped for a second time yet, so the contract is an afterthought.

As the two car professionals kneel before him to accept his sperm, Greta suddenly gags. For reals. When she opens her mouth, it looks like she’s inherited a load of cum she hadn’t anticipated. With that, Vera hands him his keys. Not a bad day. He not only got laid by two gorgeous blondes, but he also wound up truly “Buying a Banger.”

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