FleshLinks 12-04-23

Who Knew That Cleveland Was So Sinful?

It’s always fun to find out where our city lands on a list of the annual “Most Sinful” cities in America list, but who expected five in Ohio to make the Top 44, let alone thought Cleveland would land on the Top 10? Something called WalletHub compared more than 180 cities for their anger, vice, jealousy, excesses, greed, lust, vanity, hatred, and laziness, and came up with a mostly unsurprising list. And Cleveland. Click here.

Sunny Got What Sunny Don’t Want: 17 Years in Prison for Deadly DUI.

It’s always sad when someone who’s given others pleasure does something stupid, like kill someone during their latest in a series of drunken driving binges. Tammy “Sunny” Sytch has learned this the hard way with a 17-year prison sentence. This makes her seventh encounter with an alcohol blow test but the first time she’s killed another driver. Given her claim to have refused $150,000 for a Playboy shoot, her tradition of bad decisions is established and continues. Click here.

Clutch Your Pearls! Travis Kelce Wore a Strip Club T-shirt!

Kansas City Chiefs tight-end (insert laughter) Travis Kelce has been dating pop-music goddess descended to earth, Taylor Swift. The cute enough football player recently wore a (gasp) t-shirt under his Nike jacket that promoted a Las Vegas strip club known as Crazy Horse. Speculation from people who know nothing about Taylor Swift is that she needed smelling salts to revive from the shock. Why anyone cares is unknown. Click here.

The latest Autoblow is a Far Suck from the Cigarette Lighter Days!

Once upon a time, an amazing sex toy for men was conceived in the front seat of an automobile. Today, that toy is able to do things that its cigarette lighter progenitor could never have imagined. Now, with the release of the Autoblow AI Ultra, it can replicate human sex actions, be controlled by the user’s brain, and synch to hundreds of available adult videos. Yes, gentlemen, you can dick your favorite porn star. Click here.

New Relationship Energy (NRE) Makes Us Stupid.

Is there anything as mind-blowingly, stomach-churningly awesome as being freshly in love? All the dopamine and oxytocin ever created surges through us and makes us totally stoned on love, bittersweet love. This phase in the infatuation or long-term relationship discovery stage is called New Relationship Energy (NRE) and requires more emotional sobriety than many of us can muster. NRE is super fun but it needs to grow and mature in order to last. Click here.

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