Hayley Vernon is Absofuckinglutely Obsessed with Getting Preggers

Horny Australian Housewife Desperately Wants to Be Bred.

This 21-minute Fake Hub scene isn’t just straight, it’s hyper-straight. It’s baby blues straight. It’s gotta gotta gotta get pregnant straight. It’s pee onto a test strip less than five minutes after the fucking is over and then demand an instant answer straight. It is, to be concise, “Make Me Mommy” straight.

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As I’ve explained in previous reviews that I’m sure you read and acted upon, my biological clock has never really gone off or even ticked, really, so when I see Hayley Vernon run to the bathroom constantly to see if she’s pregnant, I’m confused. Especially since she does it immediately after the intercourse (no afterglow for you, hubby) and expects to see results as soon as she pulls her hand away from her stream of semen-enriched urine. Time after time after time she does not find as many blue stripes as she wants. Fortunately for her, she has a plan.

The plan is not immediately convenient for her husband, Erik Everhard. As we see during the duration of the story and its multiple fuck scenes, Erik really isn’t sure whether he wants to be a father, although he’s willing to ejaculate into his wife’s hairless pussy at least three times. And once on her ass, much to her fury. Given what a crazed cum harpy she becomes, I’m not sure I’d want to breed with her, either. First, she slams his laptop closed while he’s working in his home office and then she demands that he make her a “mummy.” Not an Egyptian mummy, of course. An Australian accented mummy.

Although he winds up fucking her across his desk, she calls him “daddy” and even “baby boy,” and she has what looks like a lovely orgasm, she is not happy with their impromptu encounter due to the aforementioned cumming on her ass.

“What are you doing,” she demands angrily. “Such a waste! Fuck!”

Failure is not an option. Neither is changing her clothing, so I presume each of the subsequent rutting sessions is performed on the same day, which makes me wonder exactly how much jizz one man can manufacture! Enough that when she launches herself on him while he lounges on their kinda small bed. Unsure what is happening, he appears both startled and confused about her level of passion. “You’re so ravenous today,” he observes. “What’s gotten into you?” Was he not in his office with her earlier? Does he not remember that it was him that got into her?

Whatever happened earlier, she can’t stop talking about his penis and how it could fill her with sperm and make her a mommy. Once again, Erik looks like he had no idea Hayley felt such a desperate need to become pregnant. The guy is not the brightest, but his big, thick, spunk-containing genitals are soon in her mouth and, when they aren’t, she’s saying dirty stuff like, “Do you like it when I fuck with your knob?” Those Australians and their delicate ways of phrasing things.

Utterly finished with sucking his cock, Hayley abruptly straddles him and inserts it after she pulls her pretty blue panty aside. “Fuck that pussy,” she orders with a laugh. It’s kinda weird how she calls him both daddy and baby boy. Which is it? I’m confused about what mental picture to form while masturbating. Given how great Hayley’s ass is, it’s not like there’s no inspiration, especially when the camera moves in close. Alas for the Mrs., she gets orgasms and a cunt full of spunk, but not the number of blue lines she’s demanding from the “I want it now” fertility gods.

It's back to the drawing board. Or bedroom, in this case. Their beautifully configured spoon turns into a modified missionary that allows her to admire his cocksmanship. “I want to milk it,” she insists, adding that she wants to be his “baby momma.” Suddenly unsure that he’s ready for fatherhood, his weak protests are drowned out when Hayley observes that “it’s already in.” Well, then, what more can he do than admit that “it’s uncontrollable,” and eject an impressive amount of creamy white fecundity into her snatch. The fact a huge blob rests outside of her vagina makes me question the likelihood she’ll test positive for babies immediately. I’m right. I must be a mind-reader. Or understand how biology works.

As we’ve seen before, this only renews her determination to get pregnant today, now if at all possible. She decides that if she has to “fuck the shit” out of him, that’s just what it will take. POV missionary is also important to the success of her mission. You can’t really call it a hardship, except when it comes to Erik’s big ole schlong since Hayley gets obvious pleasure from the intercourse and the roleplay. She begs him to fill her with his fertility and, when she reclines across the bed (a position that will actually increase her chance of conception) sighs, “What a dream.”

While this touchingly romantic and seemingly heartfelt sentiment is lovely and all that, what really matters is that he launches yet another load into her so-far-barren hole. As before, it’s a run to the bathroom to pee on a stick and be disappointed. With two minutes and 30 seconds left, time is of the essence, so she returns to the bedroom for an absolutely profane bit of doggy and dirty talk. She gazes at them in a large mirror on the wall as he continues to plow into her from behind.

Proving that Erik truly is a sexual superhero even if he might be shooting blanks, he gives Hayley yet another internal cum shot in hopes it will make her pregnant and finally convince her to stop saying, “Make Me Mommy.”

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