Throwback Thursday: Time To Kick Off The Hoe-lidays With PinkLabel.tv!

November 16, 2023
NAOMI LEROY

Nothing like some good old fashioned kink and some good-natured blasphemy to warm the heart this holiday season……...

gift tag on wrist cuff TO SHAY FROM SANTA

Hey Fleshbot fans! Yes, just like everything else in the world, Throwback Thursday is about to be taken over by holiday cheer till the end of the year, but hey, I’m bringing you hot naked people with your holiday-ness and I guarantee you’re not going to be sent to Whamhalla and you’re not going to hear Mariah Carey or that heinous Christmas Shoes song in anything I send you to, so suck it up, buttercups, and have a little festive fun!

Next week is of course Turkey Fisting Day, er, Thanksgiving, but this week I’m bringing you two indie shorts from those fun folks at PinkLabel.tv with Christmas themes to get you in the spirit. There is, regrettably, quite a lack of Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Diwali, Winter Solstice, and many other winter holidays themed porn so I’m not able to bring you those. Maybe someone will make some.

XXXMas (2017) begins as Shay Knox (they/them) comes home to quite a Christmas surprise in their bed complete with a festive gift tag from Santa they find Mahx Capacity (they/them) all tied up in their bed. They eagerly strip down to their Santa boxers and look at the gift-wrapped Mahx the way I look at the Reese’s Peanut Butter trees I immediately devour when I pull them from my stocking. They gradually uncover and play with all of Mahx’s bits from gentle thigh caresses up to, well, sliding their hand into Mahx’s twat and ringing their bell. Finding the leg restraints and underwear unnecessary, Shay removes those and eats some of that “plum pudding” and slaps Mahx’s sensitive regions around and things go from nice to naughty and back again. They make use of a Magic Wand and several dildos of variant sizes all of which culminates in a super hot mutual masturbation finish. This is just a delicious confection of soft curvy humans fucking joyfully.

A Lay In A Manger (2017) is a short but totally hot gay male group sex scene set in the manger in Bethlehem. Yep, they totally went there.

The six minute film tells the story of the Nativity, but make it gay and filthy. Jesus (Mikey Verrazano) is born fully adult to drag queen Mary and Jock Strap Joseph and is nicely hung with a cock ring. The three wise men come bearing gifts of sex toys and poppers, and the shepherds totally dipped on their flocks to come get their dicks wet with Jesus. The birthday boy says “God says let’s fuck!” and that’s everyone’s cue to get down to the business at hand and fuck in pairs and small groups, some wearing animal ears and there’s one twink of an angel being passed around too. Those toys come in handy for a bunch of rum-pa-pum-pum, if you know what I mean. It all ends with JC in the middle of a big circle jerk-- everyone jizz on Jesus! After which he shoots his own nut while everyone watches and then he presumably goes to sleep in heavenly peace. These boys are on the express lane on the highway to hell for this film, but hey, we’ve heard hell’s got amazing circuit parties.

You know what makes a great holiday gift? A gift card for a subscription to PinkLabel.tv where your lucky loved one gets access to all the best in queer, vintage, indie, and instructional porn! Stuff your lover’s stockings with of those bad bois, some lube and toys, maybe some liquor minis and/or pre-rolls, and things are gonna get jolly real quick!