FleshLinks 11-06-23

Here is this week's list of curated FleshLinks. Check each one below.

Speaker Mike Johnson’s Son is His Porn Accountability Buddy!

There’s a lot of weird stuff going on in the world right now and too much of it is happening in the US Congress. Temporary Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is a hardcore anti-porn/anti-masturbation moralist who uses an app called CovenantEyes to keep his hands from wandering to his big-boy bits without permission. And who is his accountability buddy, alerted whenever the urge to purge gets too intense? How about his 17-year-old son? Click here.

Sex, Booze, and Bad Sex: Why Do We Combine Them?

I’ve raved about Dr. Marty Klein in the past, so just repeat what I said before. In this 10-minute “quickie,” the daring doc sparks some thoughts by sharing his own about whether mixing alcohol with sex is a good idea. It’s not. Certainly not if we get “Where was I last night” sauced. Sure, it gets us through the moment, but it bites us in the butt eventually. Fortunately, Party Marty has some suggestions for ways to get the sex we want without as much booze being involved. Click here.

Riley Reid Will Be Your “AI Companion” for $30-a-Month!

We hear a lot of scary things about AI and how it will one day destroy its human oppressors, but what about the romantic side of AI? Adult performer Riley Reid is sick of other people controlling and profiting from her image, so creating and customizing an AI chatbot for virtual, $30-a-month avatar companionship made sense. Joining her is fellow Lena the Plug to talk dirty, offer advice, and just listen to our problems. “The reality is, AI is coming,” she warns. Click here.

UK Radio Job Seeker? You’ll Need to Confess First at ITV.

I have held jobs that had stupid rules. Although I do not, have not, and likely never will work at UK commercial broadcaster ITV, if I lost my mind and decided I wanted to do so, I’d have an opportunity to cosplay as a prisoner or a Catholic girl. Either way, I’d need to confess the names of all my friends, housemates, dates, and partners. Why? This Morning co-host Phillip Schofield decided to get all same-sex involved with a younger subordinate and lie about it. Thanks, dude. Click here.

TIL Syphilis is Literally Almost as Old as Fuck(ing).

The non-sanitized story of Christopher Columbus includes his return to Europe with a crew full of horny men carrying something new to share with their lovers. We call it syphilis. Today, the cure is a series of penicillin injections. In the fading days of the 1400s, there was no cure. It ate and collapsed your face. Then it got mean. Chris was a huge dick in a lot of ways, but some newly discovered burials from the 7^th and 8^th centuries both let him off the hook and don’t. Click here.

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