FleshLinks 09-04-23

Here is this week's list of curated FleshLinks. Check each one below.

Damn, Grrl! Lizzo Loves Her Strip Club Visits.

The more I hear about big, Black, and bold pop star Lizzo, the more I want a night out with her. I don’t dig the fat shaming or not respecting the boundaries of her dancers stuff, but those sound like they stem largely from ignorance, which is cured by education. Picking the right time and the right people for strip club visits are important, too, so Lizzo showed good sense in 2020 when she cozied up to the rack with Dua Lipa, Lil Nas X, and Rosalia. Lizzo shared a clip of Lipa tossing money to the dancers and engaging in other ribald behavior. Naturally, anti-sex work feminists lost their minds. Click here.

Abandoned Polish Strip Club Built on Jewish Ritual Baths.

Marian Zwolski sounds like a perfectly nice Polish businessman. He owns a funeral home in WWII infamous Kielci and recently bought a nightclub that had been closed for 15 years. When he explored the interior of his new property, along with abandoned stripper poles and Egyptian-themed decorations, he found a stairway to the basement. At the bottom, he entered another time as he gazed at two Jewish ritual baths, known as mikvehs, one for men and one for women, both filled with water. Click here.

When I Say Union, You Say Strippers. And Tom Morello.

In more recent strip club news, North Hollywood dancers who work at Star Gardens Topless Dive Bar are now union members as recognized by its management. Details are still in the works, but the Equity Strippers Noho officially exists within the Actor’s Equity Association. To celebrate the successful negotiation and reopening, victory party attendee Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello performed and led a pro-union chant. Anyone surprised by any of this has never listened to the words of a Rage Against the Machine song. Click here.

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Vengeful MILF Stripping.

What could have been a positive bonding experience between boyfriend and girlfriend instead became a sad story about adult entertainment being vilified. Missy Peterson was a sexy 40-year-old MILF who didn’t trust her boyfriend of two years, so she put a tracker on his car. Nothing creepy about that. One night he drove to a strip club, somewhere he had promised not to go, so she slipped on some stripper shoes and a wig, borrowed a set of pink and black lingerie from a dancer, ascended to the stage, and dumped his butt during a Rihanna song. Oh, she made $100 in tips while doing it. Click here.

Electronic Advertising Boards Briefly Broadcast Porn in Baghdad.

First off, hey! A story that’s not about a strip club! Anyway, the drive through Uqba bin Nafeh Square in central Baghdad was unusually interesting for a brief and shining moment when a man with a grudge and now a police record hacked into at least one electronic advertising board. What he broadcast for everyone and their brother to see was something the government takes super seriously in Iraq. The “immoral clips” that the ad board had displayed resulted in every ad board in the city being turned off for a day to assess the extent of the breach. Click here.

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