FleshLinks 08-14-23

Here is this week's list of curated FleshLinks. Check each one below.

For the Love of All That's Fat Positive, Not Lizzo!

I have opinions on this whole “Lizzo is a bitch who treats her dancers and potential documentarians like dirt” issue. Long story short, call me, girl! I’ll go to Bananenbar in Amsterdam with you, and I don’t care whose pussy had a banana in it! Charlamagne tha God is probably right when he says that the Black BBW Grammy winner mistook her employees for friends. Encouraging employees to do nude photoshoots, go to Red Light District cabarets, and touch the performers’ boobies is ill-advised. That’s why three of her singers are suing. Click here.

Trump Shill’s Daughter Joins Playboy Centerfold!

Remember Kellyanne Conway, former president Trump’s recently divorced advisor, and alternative fact wrangler? Well, she has a daughter, and her daughter is super not a conservative. In fact, while Claudia’s parents have been publicly bickering about right-wing politics, she’s been telling her story in her way. She introduced herself as a teen on TikTok by dishing dirt on her mom’s employer and fundraising for legal emancipation. Now she’s creating content on the Playboy Centerfold platform while promoting BLM and LGBTQIA+ rights. Click here.

Mia Khalifa Skewered for Pragmatic Marriage Advice.

I’ve heard about former adult actress Mia Khalifa, but I’ve never seen her perform. Her fame primarily relates to wearing daring garments at Coachella, being threatened by ISIS, and pissing people off on TikTok with what sounds to me like solid marriage advice from someone who speaks from experience. Twice married, thrice engaged, happily single Mia pointed out that “It is paperwork. It is a commitment you make to someone, but if you feel like you’re not getting anything from that commitment and you’re trying, you got to go.” Click here.

Elon Musk’s Twitter = X Rebrand Inspires Marital Discord.

There are a lot of things you can say about Elon Musk’s decision to take the Twitter micro-blogging platform and rename it X. The first word that comes to my mind is “stupid.” I didn’t even have “inspiring” on the shortlist, yet the new name is inspiring a lot of awkward and uncomfortable conversations between husbands and wives about this recurring eight-dollar-a-month payment for something called “X Premium.” Click here.

Bridezilla Freaks When Her New Name Is the Same as Porn Star’s.

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that not everyone knows as much about porn performers as we do. Such appears to have been the case for a bride whose first and last name embarrassed her. Initially delighted to take on her husband-to-be’s surname, she eventually did a Google search while updating her curriculum vitae and learned that a “prolific porn star” was already using the name. Being all respectable and stuff, she was mortified and rushed to Reddit to share her pain. Click here.

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