Is It Even Cheating if It Saves Money?
Being a plumber is a dangerous job. In addition to the whole pipes and water and tools and stuff, there is an added risk awaiting them: “Cheating Housewives.” In this first scene in the sixth series of the same name from Reality Junkies, a sexy but sexually frustrated blonde housewife negotiates a better price by telling her handsome plumber “Please Me.”
Unlike a pizza delivery dude, a plumber needs to be on location for an extended period of time. This means that horny housewives like beautiful Julia Robbie have plenty of opportunities to wear down their working-class defenses. Handsome Nathan Bronson is your basic white t-shirt and blue denim jeans wearing kinda plumber. When he emerges from beneath Julia’s kitchen sink, he knows exactly what needs to be done to make things right.
Alas for her husband, Julia is eager to talk shit about him when he’s presumably at work earning money so she has the leisure to talk shit about him. She’s lovely in a skintight burgundy cocktail dress although disdain for her husband drips off her tongue once she starts talking. She just wishes that her “stupid husband was good at something other than putting us into debt and being terrible in bed.” Then she reaches out her hand and touches Nathan’s sparkling clean t-shirted abdomen meaningfully.
“Well, um, that’s why you call in the professionals,” he stammers before he offers to put together an invoice for her. “I’ve already decided exactly what I want to do,” she replies. “Maybe I can help you clean those pipes.”
It is at this point that Nathan begins to see a pattern. Unlike annoying everyday men, Nathan asks what’s up since he’s noticed what seems like a lot of innuendoes. He’s not sure he’s “reading the room right.” This is a good demonstration of Consent Culture communication. When her response is “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he’s probably glad he double-checked cuz this hottie seems a little whack, and who can afford an extended court battle and the resulting one-star Yelp reviews?
As he turns to create an invoice at his truck for her, she grabs him and tells him she has something else she wants to show him. He asks if the bathroom is acting up again, but the flirty housewife assures him that’s not what he needs to see. Then she pushes him down on her attractive white couch, sits beside him, and wonders alluringly if they could negotiate his fee. This is a much more convincing argument when a woman’s beautiful, natural breasts are exposed. Julia’s beautiful, natural breasts are exposed above the neckline of her cocktail dress.
“Am I being pranked? This is like a scene out of PornHub,” Nathan reacts in suspicion. Since she is “just a lonely housewife who’s trying to save a few dollars,” she has no idea what PornHub is. That’s too bad because those boobs are banging. Nathan has also noticed that Julia’s breasts are superb, so he decides that any business transaction can be negotiated. The two begin to kiss and the rest of the 27-minute scene is dedicated to one of the most arousing business deals I’ve had the pleasure to watch.
As an admirer of the all-natural breast and its highly expressive movements, I got a lot of what I like because Nathan also likes natural breasts. His hands and mouth are all over those gorgeous globes. After some more cheating housewife flirty flirt, the plumber helps his client out of her cocktail dress and returns his attention to her untanned tits. Realizing that she still wears her sexy but potentially deadly hooker strap shoes, he removes them while worshipping her pretty ankles and feet.
Wearing nothing but a suggestion of red panty, Julia shares more lip-to-lip kisses with Nathan, who obligingly removes his t-shirt, which further earns her approval. This inspires more kissing and, just like they warned us, results in him asking to see her ass. Once in position for this to happen, kisses and a few hand-slaps rain down on her delightful butt cheeks, which the red barely-there panty makes no effort to conceal.
Little did I know that plumbers were such thoughtful lovers, but this has really opened my mind to the possibilities. He kisses the back of Julia’s neck and back while feeling the wonder that is a woman’s breasts with one hand while the other explores her genitals. Next, he has her kneel so that she faces him for continued kisses, boob gropes, and more kisses. After she expresses an interest in his penis, he removes his jeans, and she expresses approval of what she sees. “No underwear. I like it,” she coos.
Then she leans forward and licks the head of his admirable erection. They make a beautiful picture that becomes even more beautiful when she surrounds his rod with her lips and takes a respectable amount of man meat in her mouth. Nathan’s destiny is to be handy with housewives, so he holds the back of Julia’s neck while she makes oral worship of his cock her entire world. He likes what she’s doing so much that his wandering finger finds her pussy and, hopefully, her clit. “You’re so hard for me,” she whimpers as she strokes him frantically.
Once again showing himself to be a superior human being, Nathan tells Julia to lean back so he can eat her snatch. What can only be laughingly called underwear finally removed, he’s able to service her mostly bare pubes with his mouth like all that is holy intended. She watches as he works his magic, she makes a lot of noise, she swears, she plays with her breasts, and she moans loudly in approval.
After what in straight girl gossip circles might be called an impressive amount of time, Nathan withdraws his face from between her legs and has her move onto her right side so he can fuck her as the big spoon. This position looks like it would be effective for any woman whether a housewife or not, and she lets him know she’s totally on board what they’re doing. “You are so good,” she shouts as the camera zooms in closer to their genitals. “Oh, yeah! Fuck, yeah,” she continues, her breasts swaying enticingly as she rubs her clit with her left hand.
“Get on top of me, baby,” the plumber directs. Soon we’re admiring her grabbable butt cheeks again as she bounces vigorously on the sectional, impaled on his manhood and gripping the back of the couch. As her vocabulary degrades, she begins to grind against his pelvis, then returns to her bouncing. Our friend, the camera, knows to show us Julia’s ass close-up and from a distance, creating a delightful visual balance.
In time, he helps his budget-minded horny housewife client into doggy. She doesn’t swear as much now, but that may be because she’s lost in the haze of being fucked. Instead, she repeats herself. “Oh, yeah,” she moans. “Oh, yes.” Adding her own hand to the mix causes her to suddenly stop and cry out, “Oh, my God! It’s so good!” After playing some insertion and withdrawal games with her twat, Nathan has her flip onto her back so he can finish in missionary.
While he holds one of her legs with her right arm, he kisses the ankle and praises the pussy. Then her pretty pink fingernails flash as her fingers find her happy place, she tosses her head back a few times and has a lovely orgasm. He’s not done yet, although he’s close, and, just after she calls out “Oh, yes” in encouragement, he responds with “Fuck” and pulls out of the warmth of her cunt.
There’s no lengthy jack-off footage because Nathan’s pipe is ready to be cleaned. The clear cum that shoots out of the head of his dick lands the full length of Julia’s torso, including her mons and tummy. “Oh, my God,” the "Cheating Housewife" pants. “That’s a five-star review right there!”
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