Sexy Czech Stacy Cruz Gets Dating App Catfished and Doesn’t Care

August 15, 2023
DARKLADY

His App Photo Doesn’t Match Reality but His Dick is Huge!

Whether we hitch our dating dreams to an online website or an app we can access on our phones and tablets, it’s always an adventure when you finally meet someone. As FakeHub makes clear with this nearly half-an-hour scene, even the prettiest girls can get “Catfished,” so it’s up to us to make the best of whatever situation we find ourselves in.

This is the reality that pretty Czech sweetheart Stacy Cruz finds herself in. In a somewhat confusing series of events, she goes from chilling on her bed while wearing pink cotton panties, pink socks, and a cute little white and pink blouse while swiping left and right on her phone to waiting at the front door of the apartment “Mitch” lives in. It’s weird that his name is “Mitch” because the dating app clearly says “Charlie, 23” and then lists his physical attributes and personal preferences.

When “Mitch” opens the door and reveals himself to be Charlie Dean, Stacy is understandably disappointed. Instead of the “gym bunny” with a “massive cock” who claims to be an “orgasm expert” who loves to eat ass, he’s a gangly and overly excited fellow who wears eyeglasses but no has no muscles or tattoos. Although he gushes that she is “beautiful like the pictures,” she’s not as impressed by what she sees.

Since she’s made the effort to get to his place, she figures she might as well see where the date takes them. Where it takes them, of course, is to his huge bedroom with its small twin bed. Once there, they passionately embrace and exchange frantic kisses. She’s hot to trot and it looks like she’s willing to see if Charlie can satisfy her. “Want to see something,” she asks and lifts her top to reveal her well-formed and fully exposed breasts.

Charlie is more than eager to touch them and asks for permission, which is promptly granted. After they’ve both had some fun doing that, she forces his head onto her breasts with a “come here,” and breathes heavily while they exchange kisses, and she writhes her slender body against his. “Come on. Get it out,” she demands eagerly. And he does. And it’s enormous! “Oh, my God! Your dick is so huge,” she exclaims. “I’ve never seen anything big like this. I have to suck it!”

He's a gentleman, so he tells her “It’s all yours” and kneels on the bed so she can easily access it with her mouth. His shorts around his thighs, he holds her hair out of the way while she somewhat over-enthusiastically bobs, gags, slurps, strokes, and bounces on his erection. She also sucks on his balls a bit, which is very nice of her to do. His reactions are often comic, as are hers. Hopefully, that was intentional.

Eye contact is important to Stacy, so she gives her date a lot of it while developing slobber tendrils from sucking his honkin’ huge member. After a good deal of that, she pulls off his pants and giggles as she gets onto the twin bed and lets him know she’s ready for whatever comes next. What comes next is more loud fellatio, as well as a few smacks on her ass before she lays back with her head off the bed and his dick shoved as far down her throat as he can manage. Somehow, she manages to laugh while she holds onto the shaft and works it over.

It's porn, so of course there’s a lot of cocksucking. Eventually, he gets on his back, and she kneels between his legs to stroke, suck, giggle like a maniac, and keep him aroused. “Come here,” she orders eagerly. “Between my boobs.” He’s confused at first but he figures out what she means, so soon she’s bouncing up and down with his mega meat between her tits and looking a bit crazed while doing it. “You’re so close to my heart,” she proclaims. It’s a surprisingly sweet thing for her to say.

“I have something for you,” she promises before she stands and removes her skintight black leggings. He removes his eyeglasses to better see what she’s doing, which appears to be masturbating through her cotton panty. The camera doesn’t pan to her groin until there’s a blob of white something on her inner thigh and a strange bulge in her undergarment. “I’m not really into those things,” he stammers while she laughs and assures him “it’s just fake.” The transphobic little fuck strikes a prayer pose in relief and the next thing he knows; she’s proving she doesn’t have a dick by straddling his face and rubbing her pussy on it while grabbing the headboard.

The noises that this dude makes while going down on Stacy’s carefully groomed twat are about as far from sexy as it gets but she seems perfectly happy to ignore them and focus on his tongue. Driven beyond reason by desire, she leans forward, and they form a 69, which gives him the opportunity to temporarily drape a leg over her head to keep her in place. Then she acknowledges the camera by flashing a peace sign.

He's into cunnilingus, which is wonderful to see, so he kneels on the floor between her legs and we get her POV of the action. He fingers her cunt a bit and then things get kinda weird. The camera zooms in close to reveal her wet labia and then goes deep into her vagina. Like, for real. Then, after the anatomy lesson, we’re able to watch him enter her from a more traditional angle. Given how impractically proportioned Charlie is, it’s hardly a surprise that Stacy’s reaction to having that much cock slid into her girly bits is to make loud squeaking noises and call upon her deity of choice.

Stacy laughs with delight as Charlie pulls her to the edge of the bed and plays with her legs while banging her. He’s able to pound the living hell out of her once he kneels on the bed in front of her. Maybe it’s some kind of dating app thing that I don’t know about, but this results in Stacy flashing not one but two peace signs at the camera.

We briefly see that there’s a mirror behind the couple that reflects their fornication quite nicely, then Stacy rides her unexpectedly delightful date cowgirl while he thrusts like a madman, holds onto her hips, plays with her boobs, and makes the bed squeak, all in POV from his perspective. But change is good, and Stacy lets him know she’s ready for some. Instead of kneeling over him, she crouches while he holds onto her knees from below. He encourages her with words and sex sounds before she collapses on him with her legs slammed together and a cute, orgasmic expression on her face.

Our friend the camera moves in close so we can see the cowgirl genital in and out before the glory of the full bodies in motion. Stacy shudders from another orgasm and leans forward to kiss Charlie while he re-enters her and thrusts like a maniac until she clamps her legs together again in what I assume is another very attractive orgasm. After more kisses, the couple slips into spoon, viewed from a nearby table where Charlie’s glasses are resting. With a hand on one of her boobs and another holding her leg up he turns her into a traditional spoon position and pounds the hell out of her.

After fucking her to the point where her head is over the footboard, it’s time for doggy as viewed from another angle which gives us a lot of face time with them both. Then the camera shows us the fun from the back and side so we can admire her cute socks and top pulled up to reveal her lovely boobage. Not content to obsess on those lovely globes, the camera heads back to their naughty bits while he stands and plows away at her snatch like a good Alpha dog. They share some sexy ass kisses and then, as time passes, she presses her face into the bedding, which we get to see close up cuz she has a pretty face.

Then Charlie puts himself into one of the weirder poses I’ve ever soon. He puts his shoulders on the floor and his legs on the bed while Stacy crouches over his pelvis and they fuck. As has become traditional now, the camera gets up close and personal while Charlie spouts some dirty talk. I’m impressed that he can do anything in that position. She’s impressed enough to get loud and high-pitched.

Now that he’s got her good and super horny, he stands to lean against a chest of drawers and slams his cock repeatedly into her cunt during a stand-and-carry that allows her to maintain her balance by putting her toes on the dresser. They kiss as she makes a lot of noise and then the camera shows us what’s happening below the waist by shooting up from Charlie’s thighs.

We’re running out of time, so we know there’s cum in our immediate future. We’re not disappointed because after getting Stacy into missionary while he stands, Charlie says “yes” a lot and then dumps his load inside of his app date’s vagina. I hope she didn’t mind because it’s not like they talked about it first. She licks her lips, he pulls out, and jizz is released from between her flesh curtains. They laugh and kiss. “This is the best app date I’ve ever had,” he proclaims. “Oh, my God! Me, too,” she agrees, clearly not at all upset that she’s been “Catfished” by the big dicked nerd.