FleshLinks 07-03-23

Ye and His Newest Wife Shop Sex Toys in Tokyo.

Kanye West, who prefers to be called “Ye” these days, is in love again. No longer obsessed with ex-wife Kim Kardashian, he is now utterly smitten by his latest spouse, 28-year-old architect, Bianca Censori. She and her 46-year-old hubby recently browsed through sex toys in Tokyo’s Don Quijote discount store. Ye wore socks but no shoes and Bianca wore something suitably scandalous. Click here.

Oral Sex is (Almost) Legal in Maryland!

Once October 2023 rolls around, it will finally be legal in Maryland to suck cock, eat pussy, and enjoy non-penetrative sex! Although Governor Wes Moore declined to sign 10 bills, including one to repeal the state’s “unnatural or perverted sexual practice clause” from its criminal code, they will still go into effect on October 1. Presented as an anti-LGBTQ law, even straight people like oral sex, so, in spite of GOP opposition, can soon eat out without fear of prison or fines. Click here.

Jeopardy’s Only Fans Category Pisses Off Inattentive Prudes.

It just hasn’t been the same since Alex Trebek passed away. The man’s name was synonymous with the fun game show for smarty pants know-it-alls and has been struggling to develop a personality without him. On June 27, a category called “Only Fans” was added, and offended viewers swarmed Twitter to declare their intent to cancel their cable subscription. Other viewers, of course, got the joke since the category was, literally, about the fans of major stars like Lady Gaga. Click here.

Need a Cure for Insomnia? Get Fucked!

Who knew there was such a thing as the SLEEP 2023 annual meeting? I didn’t, but I’m grateful for the sleep experts who selflessly uncovered some wonderful news for chronic or occasional sufferers of insomnia. A small study where 66% of the people had used medication at some point to get sleep found that an orgasm is at least as effective, without the side effects. An impressive 75% reported sleeping better after cumming and 64% said their sleep was no worse than with medication. Click here.

Healthy Relationship Boundaries Make for Better Sex.

When Jessica Choi, a writer for Glam, came up with her short list of signs a relationship’s boundaries are healthy, she probably didn’t realize that much of it applies to sexual health, too. Respecting wants and needs, communicating instead of assuming, feeling safe being vulnerable, and embracing differences all improve the chance that relationship-based sex will be a pleasure and not a chore. Click here.

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