FleshLinks 06-19-23

When a Sexy Merman is Too Sexy for Disney.

It’s hard not to say “I told you so” to Disney Studios and the tempest in men’s thong underwear it has found itself in. Stefano Tomadini is an absolutely gorgeous hunk of a man who models professionally. He recently appeared in the blockbuster live-action film The Little Mermaid, starring Halle Bailey. He did a great job. The problem is, he has sometimes performed as Dante Ferrari. In porn. Seems execs did anticipate this when they asked for “really sexy male models.” Click here.

Jenna Jameson Finally Finds True Love as a Lesbian.

While the Powers That Be in Washington DC plot to ban TikTok from the American online audience, former porn star Jenna Jameson wouldn’t be married if it weren’t for the platform. It was there that she found her now-wife and began to comment heavily on her social media page. Married in Las Vegas this past May after four months of dating, Jenna’s wife, podcaster Jessi Lawless, initially had no idea what her biggest fan had done for a living. Click here.

Why Do Young Men Find Older Women So Hot?

There are many reasons for the adoration that younger men hold for older women. After all, they make better money than younger women, meaning better dates they don’t have to pay for. They know what they’re doing once their clothes are off and play fewer games before getting to that point. They’re more confident, better conversationalists, don’t get pregnant, are less concerned about what other people think are, and tend to be beautiful in a more natural way. Click here.

Primates Love to Masturbate and It’s a Good Thing!

For far too long, the moral police have told young boys and men that touching their genitals for pleasure is bad, bad, bad. Horrific techniques have been used to discourage the practice of masturbation. But they keep doing it. Now, what so many of us have suspected is confirmed by science. Self-stimulation isn’t just fun, it’s healthy! It cleans the urethra, flushes out tired sperm, relieves stress, and boosts self-esteem. How do we know this? Because monkeys do it, too. Click here.

Gamer Girls with Dirty Minds See Sex Toys in Apex Legends.

Since we’re on the topic of masturbation, let me tell you about a game’s latest “heirloom” and how the ladies who play Apex Legends can’t help but think it might be a sex toy. The June 20 Dressed to Kill Collection event will officially reveal Respawn Entertainment’s Gravity Maw which, as many young women who have seen it point out, looks a lot like a sex toy. The wand-like device is a little scary, though, since it has a spiky black hole on one end. Click here.

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