FleshLinks 06-12-23

“Poop-Themed” Dog Toy Go Home, You’re Drunk.

I admit that this isn’t a sex toy story, although I initially thought it was. I mean, sex toys come in all kinds of crazy shapes these days. Instead, this is a dog toy story that manages to combine hard liquor and poop. Not literally, of course, because that would be super gross. Instead, the toy is shaped like a Jack Daniel’s bottle with a label that reads “Old No. 2 on your Tennessee Carpet.” Funny, huh? Not according to Jack or the Supreme Court. Click here.

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like a Used Stolen Vibrator.

A 32-year-old Rhode Island man has learned the hard way that if he wants to give sex toys to his loved ones for birthday presents, he needs to buy and not steal them. Unfortunately, he had to break into at least two houses and paw through one garbage can to pick out his gifts. The week before, the thief broke into three other locations to steal sex toys. His bail has been set at $7,500 and no plea was entered due to the felony charges. Click here.

Everyone, Especially the Young, is Having (Bad) Sex.

The irony of being young and sexually active is that you’re surrounded by erotic imagery but have been sent out into the world with next to no accurate information. If learning about sex on the street was good enough for grandma, it’s good enough for today’s youth. With sex ed classes ever less informative, if they even exist, the solo and partner encounters Millennials and Gen Z-ers are having are mostly based on porn and guessing. Click here.

Pregnant Virgin Crocodile Says Fuck Sex with Anyone!

Coquita the Crocodile lived alone in a Costa Rican zoo for 16 years. In 2018, she laid a clutch of seven eggs. One contained a fully formed crocodile fetus. A paper presented on June 7 stated this as proof that crocodiles are capable of parthenogenesis, or, basically, virgin pregnancies. None of the eggs produced live offspring, but the realization that yet another animal is capable of reproducing without intercourse is fascinating. Click here.

Portland Strippers Join Movement to Unionize Clubs.

When the exotic dancers at North Hollywood’s Star Garden unionized, they achieved a goal of dancers all over the country. They became represented by the Actors’ Equity Association. Now, Magic Tavern in Portland, OR has joined the movement. The dancers went on strike on April 4 because of unsafe working conditions and the fact that complainants were fired instead of the club making improvements. Their unionization became official on June 1. Click here.

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