Cucumbers Make Great Salads but Inferior Sex Toys.
Let me state up front that I love Catholic schoolgirls. Mostly because I escaped being one due to economics. TeamSkeet knows that people like me exist, and it tempts us with taboo scenarios like this 44-minute Sis Swap scene. I’m a little uncertain about how related these folks are, but things can get confusing when a young woman decides that it’s “Real Cocks Wanted.”
Fiona Frost and Chloe Rose are two Catholic schoolgirls who do not have matching skirts. Maybe that means they’re in different grades? Different schools? Not actually Catholic? Anyway, they look cute as a dickens in their plaid miniskirts, white shirts, dark sweaters, white sneakers, and knee socks. As they sashay into someone’s kitchen, they dish on Chloe’s latest outrageous behavior. “Did you see that bitch nun screaming at me,” she asks Fiona, who responds in the affirmative. “She’s, like, such a fucking nun cunt,” Chloe continues after she explains that it was dick pics on her phone that she was looking at and to which the nun was objecting.
The duo concludes that the nun needs some “cock in her life” while both girls admire the oversized penises and rave about their size. Fiona volunteers that she’d ride a big cock like one of those being shown on Chloe’s phone, and she’d do it all night long. Her blonde-highlighted friend is skeptical and extracts a good-sized cucumber from the fridge. Fiona then explains in vulgar details exactly what she would do with the vegetable but Chloe scoffs, sits on the kitchen counter, and does her best to con the cucumber into her cunt, around her non-church-sanctioned panties.
While struggling with this penetration, she tells her dark-haired friend about a detention dream she had recently. She hadn’t worn panties and was sent to the priest’s office where she was face-fucked, much to her delight. Fiona is envious of the dream because she’s always wanted to be face-fucked. Chloe does her best to fellate the cucumber and then gets his pretty friend bent over the gas stove for some pussy-licking. Thus lubed, the cucumber is introduced to Fiona’s bare twat. This is not an easy task but with work and encouragement, she takes an impressive amount.
To prove that the pretty Catholic girl is taking that impressive amount of cucumber, the camera comes in close so we can admire every detail. Just as she’s about to cum loudly, the sound of young men returning home interrupts this ecstasy, her panties come back up quickly, and her skirt drops down. Once they’ve collected themselves, they observe that their brothers are stinky and sweaty. The bros don’t care. In fact, they think it’s a compliment and toss their shirts at the girls. This does not impress the ladies, although they grudgingly admit that the boys looked good without their shirts on.
“Why use a cucumber if the real thing is right here,” asks Chloe. Fiona can’t think of a good reason, although she admits it’s “a little fucked up.” The lads are in the basement playing video games, so the schoolgirls decide to join them without their panties. Once they arrive in the brightly lit, upscale hotel-perfect basement, the young men are wearing long-sleeved shirts and neckties while playing Xbox.
Why would you get dressed up after school to play video games? Possibly for the same reason that the TeamSkeet website writers promised us a zucchini instead of a cucumber. Because who knows?
Our heroines ask if they can play and are met with an icy response. They respond in the only logical way available to them; they drop their panties, take the boys’ game and sit on each other’s brother’s laps, take their controllers, spread their legs, bare their bare pussies, and basically destroy the boys’ games. Finally, Rion King notices that the girls aren’t wearing any underwear and alerts Zane Walker to the fact.
Thus aware, Zane says he’s dropped his cell phone and gets up to retrieve it. Naturally, this includes photographing Fiona’s pussy, which is once again on display. This is not cool with Rion, who just happens to be the brother of Fiona. The schoolgirls, on the other hand, are delighted. They are also not convinced that their brothers aren’t virgins, a claim the boys vehemently deny. The female friends demand to know where the boys have seen a pussy. “Where? TeamSkeet?” And everyone stops to look at the camera, which lends an unexpected bit of humor to the already light-hearted scene.
Finally, Fiona makes things startlingly clear for the brothers, explaining that they have no panties on because they are horny, and they just fucked a cucumber. Chloe confirms this, adding that they want to have some “real sex.” They figured their brothers were desperate, probably virgins, and this would solve everyone’s problems. After some talk, the good Catholic boys agree that they can do each other’s sisters.
Fully sanctioned, the horny minxes straddle the appropriate brother’s lap and start the kissing. Virginity is confessed and then retracted even as the boys admit they’ve always wanted to suck a breast. Interestingly enough, for a Catholic high school girl, Fiona’s nipples are pierced. This is all fun, but Chloe wants to see some dicks. That’s easily enough accomplished, but the young fellows are shy about their own sisters seeing what they pack, although both have cocks well worth showing off.
After the virtuous young women kneel to lick balls and suck the cocks they can now see, the camera zooms above them for a grand view of the action, soon followed by some equally arousing close-up shots. This isn’t what we’re paying to see, though, so white sneakers are removed and the ladies straddle the laps of their best friend’s brother and settle around his erection.
“I can’t believe this is going to happen,” opines one of the brothers as the camera catches the beauty of their female partner’s butts. Cock, the girls agree, is way better than cucumber. They kiss one another, play with each other’s breasts, moan, and squeak loudly. Zane nails Fiona, which is the hottest pair, in my opinion, and Rion takes on Chloe, who is a very take-charge kinda Catholic girl.
Because the camera can be kind, it zooms in on Fiona’s ass, her pussy, Zane’s cock, and his balls. Then it moves to Chloe and Rion. This is fun and all, but the femmes decide they’d like to switch it up with some 69 with fucking and sucking included. The boys, still occasionally insisting that they are not virgins, have no idea what a 69 is. After a section of the couch is brought over, they find out.
At the bottom is Fiona, who wants to see all the action. On top is Chloe. Wearing nothing but their knee socks, the girls look sexy as hell. The brothers, however, remain freaked out about the idea that they might somehow touch their own sisters in a less-than-virtuous way during the carnality. Regardless, Rion fucks Chloe and Zane fucks Fiona while she plays with her friend’s twat. After a time in this tangle, the couples pair off into missionary with one taking the sectional and the other taking up position on a lovely rug.
Somehow, Fiona is able to move the taboo touching from playing with Chloe’s “perfect tits” to Rion French kissing her. “See? It wasn’t that bad,” she points out to him. He appears to agree since he heads back in for some more lip lock while pounding away at Chloe. Now they have a very special sister-brother bond.
Next up, the schoolgirls stack one on the other, with Fiona on the bottom and Chloe laying atop her. Zane plants his above-average-sized cock into Fiona’s pussy while Rion fucks Fiona’s mouth. This can’t be good enough, though, because Fiona has a curious and perverse mind. She wants to know what Chloe’s ass feels like and what it’s like to fuck her mouth. Rion is not interested in hearing his sister talk dirty while he’s getting his dick inhaled by her friend. Fiona’s not good at taking commands so she keeps talking because she has an idea. She thinks the brothers should fuck their own sisters.
Surprising no one, Rion is upset about this. “That’s crossing the line,” he insists before he urges Zane to fuck his own sister, not realizing he’s also supposed to bury his cock in his own. Rion continues to become upset about any dialogue related to what they’re doing but his dick doesn’t get any less hard. Why? Because everyone is getting what they want! The young gents agree they like what’s happening, and Fiona is thrilled to finally get her face fucked. “It’s a lot better than Xbox,” the now non-virgins conclude.
The foursome engages in some more creative positioning before things return to standard porn traditions. Fiona and Chloe knee for their facials which Zane and Rion somehow intuitively know they are supposed to provide. Although Fiona starts off paired with Rion and Chloe with Zane, by the time the cum is flying they are with their own brothers. It’s a weird blooper.
Having accomplished a Sis Swap, the dudes commence to jerking their big dicks until Zane shoots clear fluid onto Fiona’s tongue, around her mouth, and above her lips. Chloe laughs and promptly inherits a spattering of creamy cum on her mouth and tongue which drips onto her pretty chest. Further proving that it was “Real Cocks Wanted” by the wholesome schoolgirls, they kiss one another, praise the taste of their brother’s spunk, and swear off sex with cucumbers.
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