Throwback Thursday: Kleio Valentien’s Darth Talon Made Us Think About Going To The Dark Side

May 4, 2023
NAOMI LEROY

This scene will make your lightsaber very, very happy…..

May The Fourth Be With You, Fleshbot fans! Yes, once again, it’s Galactic Star Wars Day, and my dirty nerdy ass is helping you throw it back to 2016 to celebrate with this Throwback Thursday scene from parody powerhouse Digital Playground.

I actually needed to do a little digging on this character because, confession time, Star Wars is not one of my deep-dive fandoms, but in this parody scene from the movie entitled One Sith, Kleio Valentien plays Darth Talon, a Twi’Lek who became a Sith Lady who appears chiefly in the Star Wars comic books. She becomes a Sith after a dude called Darth Krayt decides that why should just two dudes have all the evil fun so he became like Sith Oprah--- “You can be a Sith! And you! Here, have a red lightsaber, you’re a Sith now!”

We lay our scene the Sith Temple on Coruscant when Darth Talon is returning home triumphant to present her master Darth Krayt with a trophy of her recent conquests, but instead of him sitting on the throne, Darth Nihl (Ramon Nomar) is sitting there instead and he’s pissed off because she didn’t manage to kill Skywalker. He immediately gets up and throws her down on the floor and we know, because this is porn Star Wars, we’re in for some hot Sith hate fuck action, but of course, that has to happen after the lightsaber battle, obvi. Talon loses the fight but she gets juiced up by the Force-choke and regular choke action (don’t blame ya, girl) and it’s time to throw down right there on the throne room floor.

They start with doggy and ballerina and then she spends some time on her knees sucking Sith schlong enthusiastically. She manages to ride reverse cowgirl with her thigh-high lace-up boots still on which impresses me. As we all probably know, Sith girls take it in the ass so Nihl happily polishes his lightsaber (how many more phallic lightsaber references can I make? A LOT!) in her butthole which she thoroughly enjoys, cumming her face off for him and giving an ass to mouth beej afterward. They continue to fuck their evil brains out till she loudly beg for his load, ending the scene with a gooey cumshot and of course the requisite malevolent laughter.

Take the opportunity today to watch your favorite Star Wars movie or series. Remember that Carrie Fisher will finally receive her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and raise a glass to her. Peep the link above for some cool snacks you can make to accompany it, and other non-XXX-rated Star Wars fun to accompany the hot naked red chick!