FleshLinks 05.01.23

Here is this week's list of curated Fleshlinks. Check each one below.

Science Says Big Noses Mean Big Dicks!

The ideal nose on an American man is moderate-sized at best. Anything larger tends to earn jokes and insults and inspire plastic surgery. Ladies hoping to hook up with a dude who’s packing a big boner in his trousers might want to rethink their views on nose size because research in 2021 on recently dead corpses showed a correlation between the size of a man’s nose and the size of his penis. Sometimes bigger is better. Click here.

Sex Toys Are Good for More Than Just Orgasms.

If COVID was good for anything it kept us in bed. According to market research, millions of Americans alone used sex toys every week during 2022. In fact, more than half of all American women own at least one such pleasure device. Now, thanks to a sex therapist I’ve never heard of, we know that using self-stimulation toys isn’t just a great way to get our sexual jollies, they’re good for our overall health and well-being! Click here.

69 Bucket List Sex Positions to Sample and Explore.

According to people who call themselves experts, we should try as many wild and wacky sex positions as possible in pursuit of our ultimate orgasmic potential. There are worse ways to spend our naked time alone or with other people, so here is a list of 69 (cuz the number will make us giggle) positions that we’re told we should try before we die. Click here.

How to Buy Sex Toys on Amazon Without Getting Fucked.

Buying a sex toy off Amazon can be appealing to the pocketbook and convenient because you don’t have to put on clothes or even leave the house. Unfortunately, you also can’t ask for advice, insights, or recommendations from anyone who knows anything. Hell, you can’t ask anyone who knows nothing! Fortunately, brave researchers have done our work for us and have advice for buying wisely without stepping foot in a sex toy store. Click here.

Thailand’s Conservative Democrats Promise to Legalize Sex Toys.

In the United States, the idea that anyone who identifies as “conservative” would be recommending sex toys is far-fetched. But in Thailand, the Conservative Democrat party wants to see the products at least decriminalized in order to protect the country’s citizens. Illegally imported toys are often dangerous and some think a toy is less obscene than cheating on a partner or hiring a sex worker. Imagine that. Click here.

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