Wank Wednesday: Fun Factory Has Reinvented the Wand Vibe And I’m Here For It!

Vroom vroom, let’s take this new toy for a spin!

Hey Fleshbot fans! Like a lot of clitoris-bearing folk, one of the masturbation tools I discovered early on was the classic and damn near indestructible Hitachi Magic Wand, complete with the roughness on its head, obnoxious cord, and only two speeds, but it sure as fuck got the job done and still does occasionally. What sort of slut would I be if I didn’t have one plugged in and ready to grab for under my bed for solo or partnered fun time at a moment’s notice? Lately, I’ve shied away from the wand for just jilling off and have been enjoying my Flower Power for clit fun as it’s far less ungainly to handle.

The Wand has numerous knockoffs and variations over the years including cordless rechargeable and waterproof models, which all have positive and negative aspects. The nice folks at the Fun Factory sent me their latest big release, a wand massager toy called the VIM to try out and wow, it’s really like they have re-engineered this as a sex toy and not a “back massager”. I suppose the name is like “vim and vigor”, though it could be onomatopoeic referring to the vibrating sound it makes, which is much softer than your average wand, but still packs a powerful vibrating punch thanks to sophisticated rumble motors.

To start with, the form factor is designed to be held more easily and to be waterproof. The handle is slimmer and the arrangement of the motors is such that the head vibrates and the handle does not so it doesn’t numb out your hand and waste energy. There are five speeds and three patterns. A long press on the red button turns it on and the plus and minus buttons change the speed. The charge port is magnetic and the entire wand is coated in soft body-grade silicone, giving it a better grip, though I must say, it seems to attract a lot of cat hair in my house, it sticks like a magnet. The VIM is waterproof but not submersible so totally clean it up with soap and water or toy cleaner, but don’t take it for a spin in the bathtub. This is definitely a squirting-friendly toy though. I know I murdered at least one Magic Wand over the years by squirting on it so this is a big plus! The head of the VIM is very flexible so you can hit “the spot” precisely and hold it there. Nothing more frustrating in my opinion than the darn thing buzzing itself right off the target.

The VIM, like other wands, is not solely designed for buzzing clits in solo play. It can also be a partner toy and be sandwiched in between bodies in missionary, positioned with the aide of pillows for doggy, etc. It’s easy to safely share also as you can just pop a condom or glove on its head. Folks with prostates enjoy having the wand used on the perineal area because it makes a nice buzz on the prostate “p-spot” region. Also, you can add vibration to any vaginal or anal insertable toy by pressing the head of the wand on its base. This is a sophisticated toy for folks who are serious about their pleasure.

In the box with the VIM is a charging cord (no power adapter included) which is bright red and doesn’t blend in with all your other cords! In the box is also a fun sex game to fill out and of course the instruction booklet/care directions. Included in my super cool gift package also was a mood-setting candle and a sample of a yummy non-alcoholic adaptogenic seltzer from Hiyo. It contains herbs and supplements to help you calm down and relax before settling in for, say, a self-love sesh.

The VIM comes in Midnight Blue or Sunset Orange is priced at $169 from the Fun Factory website. With Masturbation Month right around the corner, this is an awesome toy to treat yo’ self to or to buy for your favorite clitorally-equipped person. This is an excellent Mother’s Day gift for your wife, girlfriend, smizmar, or other favorite MILF type person that you feel comfortable gifting with sex toys---- remember, it’s super quiet, which is key in the Mama/Zaddy Life. Shipping is free from The Fun Factory, and also from the Fleshbot store, where you can find your favorite lube and other fun things to use with the VIM such as a wedge pillow you can put the wand into to try new positions. Treat yourself or another today, you’ll be glad you did!