Fleshlinks 02.13.23

Portland Strip Club Set to Give Patrons a Heart On

You can run but you can’t hide from the fact that Tuesday is Valentine’s Day. If you haven’t found the perfect gift for your adult wild child, be they male or female, then a visit to Count Dickula’s Vampentine’s Hotel this Friday or Saturday might be just the treat. The “hotel” is located inside of Guilty Pleasures Gentleman’s Club in Portland, OR, where guests were able to enjoy a very sexy haunted house in October. Expect horny vampires and their uncomplaining victims. Cuz, sometimes love hurts. Click here.

CamSoda Makes Philly Super Bowl Street Celebrations Cheesy

Whether you’re a sportball fan or not, there’s always something exciting about crowd-watching, especially after a game. Especially if the crowd’s team wins. Or loses. In Philadelphia, where cheesesteaks happen daily and the Super Bowl happened this year, the crowd likes to climb light poles and celebrate or mourn loudly. CamSoda worries about the health and well-being of Eagles’ fans, so it sent the city 28 drums of Kraft-infused lube to smear on the poles. Click here.

Flirty NBA Players Who Can’t Keep Their Eyes on the Ball

Not everyone likes to watch men in helmets running around in tight pants slamming into one another while chasing an oblong ball. Some folks like to watch tall men in baggy shorts chasing a round ball. Thing is, some of these NBA stars can’t or carefully choose not to keep their mind on the game of basketball. Sometimes their minds stray to the game of love or desire. Whether it’s World Metta Peace, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, or Tristan Thompson, those scallywags are either enormously romantic or have no concept of boundaries. Either way, we have receipts. Click here.

It's Not Just the Boobs in Porn That Are Augmented Now

Online dating in the 21^st century is fun, right! Yeah, right. Nobody uses a filter to alter their appearance in a photo and they’d never use a celebrity headshot. Seeing is believing. People are honest and forthright. Ok. I can’t lie anymore. Dating sucks. Always has. Probably always will. That’s why there’s porn! Because it’s the stuff of wet dreams and fantasies, it doesn’t have to pretend to be genuine unless it wants to. Naughty America likes to keep us guessing by introducing cutting-edge VR and Augmented Reality content. Click here.

That’s Mx TikTok to You, Buddy!

Vanessa Pappas doesn’t look like a Chinese spy but she’s the CEO of TikTok, a social media company with an uncertain future within US borders, so who knows? She’s definitely more complex than the word “she” comes near to capturing. Why? Pappas, who prefers to be called “V,” came out early this month on LinkedIn and Twitter as being nonbinary; neither identifying as male nor female. Click here.

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