Happy Holidays – A Porn Voter’s Poem

Each year at this time, people across the world are celebrating many things in the spirit of the holidays. Some just enjoy the wonder of the season, others get knee (or neck) deep in decorating and shopping for gifts. What many don't realize is that there is a tiny subset of people in the world that are busy poring over boxes upon boxes of porno to formulate an opinion on those that are award-worthy in addition to the above-mentioned activities. It is a beloved holiday activity for those lucky people that get to partake in the process but like most holiday activities, it can also be daunting. A few years back, legendary adult film critic, Don Houston,  took on the task as usual and penned this Pornmas poem in the midst of it. Check it out.